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Chapters (26)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Prologue
  6. oneLove to Blood You, Baby
  7. twoGood Help Is Fine to Bite
  8. threeOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  9. fourAn American, a Broad
  10. fiveMy Fair Vampire
  11. sixBite Me, Spank Me,Make Me Bite Your Neck
  12. sevenBlood the One You’re With
  13. eightLove Lies Bleeding
  14. nineDance with the She-Devil
  15. tenIs That a Stake in Your Pocket, orAre You Just Happy to See Me?
  16. elevenCountrycide
  17. twelveHeadshrinkers, Blood Drinkers,Mental Blinkers
  18. thirteenOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  19. fourteenYou’re No Body Until SomebodyBloods You
  20. fifteenShrinks, Kinks, and Drinks
  21. sixteenZombies and Vamps, Oh, Please
  22. seventeenThis Is Your Brain Unplugged
  23. eighteenDead Reckoning
  24. nineteenFly Me to the Loon
  25. twentyGet Me to the Club on Time
  26. Back Cover

It was my fault that Wil was dead. I’d used Wil to get back at Ian, even though I knew Ian had no boundaries. I didn’t know what I would say or do when I saw Ian, but I needed to see him now, to make him pay for what he’d done.

I tried to drive like everyone else, about ten miles over the speed limit, and I gripped the steering wheel tight to stop my hands from shaking from my sorrow and fury. It was all I could do to function and watch out for cops.

I slowed when I reached Ian’s neighborhood and switched off my headlights as I drove up the winding roads, swerving once to avoid a raccoon that turned its masked face with eerily reflected red eyes toward me.

I remembered how Ian had casually said “when you dispose of him” in reference to Wil. I wouldn’t give Ian the opportunity to hide any evidence of his crime, so I turned into the service parking lot down the hill.

An extra-long Dumpster had been deposited at the far side of the lot for debris from a renovation project. I drove around it and parked at the farthest edge of the dirt before it sloped down the hillside, so that my truck was hidden from view.

I left the truck without taking anything and kept to the edges of the road to Ian’s house. Banging on the ugly tangerine-colored carved front door, I shouted, “Let me in!”

Mr. K opened the door. I shoved him aside and went in the house, screaming, “Ian!”

“Miss Milagro, please.” Mr. K followed me as I ran through the rooms, looking for the man who had murdered Wil.

“Miss Milagro, if you would calm down …”

I grabbed Mr. K by the lapel of his jacket and Mrs. K came into the room, looking alarmed.

I said, “Where is goddamn Ian Ducharme?”

“Lord Ducharme not here,” Mr. K said.

His wife said, “Miss, let’s be reasonable.”

I gave Mrs. K a look that should have fried her in her sensible heels. “Where is that evil bastard?”

“We are not at liberty—” Mr. K began, and I slammed him against the wall.

Mrs. K cried, “He’s across the country at a meeting with the Council! He’ll be there for another week.”

She had given up too easily. I put one hand around Mr. K’s throat and said, “Tell me the truth now …”

Mr. K. tried to shake his head, but my grip was too tight. His face was turning puce. Mrs. K said in panic, “He’s with Ilena at her home in Oslo.”

Ilena, Ian’s former lover. “When did he go?”

“He went straight to the airport after dinner at Gigi Barton’s the night before last,” she said. “I booked the flight myself.”

I released my grip on Mr. K’s neck, and he bent over, gasping.