Chapters (25)
- Cover
- Dedication
- EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, AND OTHER EMBARRASSMENTS
- ON BEING AN ADULT, OR I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING
- ON THE TRAUMA OF HAVING (OR NOT HAVING) HAIR
- ON BEING “THE BIG GUY”
- RULES FOR A TOTALLY HEALTHY AND NOT-AT-ALL-MEDICALLY-CONCERNING LIFESTYLE
- ON MY OLD AND FRAGILE BODY, OR I FEEL BAD ABOUT MY EVERYTHING
- ON NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES, OR THAT TIME I CHOKED ON A TAQUITO
- A BRIEF LIST OF THINGS THAT I DON’T KNOW
- ON MICHIGAN
- ON THE TERRORS OF NATURE
- ON TEENAGERS AND WHY THEY’RE THE WORST
- ON MY FIRST 100 DAYS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
- ON TERRIBLE FIRST JOBS
- ON MY TROUBLED HISTORY WITH FASHION
- ON BEING IN THE CLOSET, OR WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND
- ON RELATIONSHIPS, OR TRAITS FOR MY IDEAL MAN
- ON THE STICKY PERILS OF HAVING A ROOMMATE
- ON LIVING ALONE IN NEW YORK CITY
- ON SELF-SUFFICIENCY
- ON KEEPING A CLEAN AND TIDY APARTMENT
- ON NOT BEING THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE
- acknowledgments
- About the Author
MATT BELLASSAI is a writer, stand-up comedian, and winner of the 2016 People’s Choice Award for Favorite Social Media Star, which remains his only real accomplishment, besides graduating fourth in his class in high school and losing an election for student body president in college. After the success of his BuzzFeed web series, Whine About It, Matt embarked on a solo stand-up career, performing to sold-out audiences around the United States and at least one disastrous not-sold-out audience at a casino in Palm Springs, California. He is the host and producer of his new solo web series, To Be Honest, and anchor of the podcast Unhappy Hour. Born and coddled in the suburbs of Chicago, he currently lives the poor gay man’s version of Sex and the City, with none of the sex, fashion, or friends. He will almost definitely die alone.
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