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Chapters (53)
  1. Praise for Early Riser
  2. PENGUIN BOOKS
  3. Also by Jasper Fforde
  4. Dedication
  5. Mrs Tiffen could play the bouzouki
  6. Fat Thursday
  7. Jack Logan
  8. Testing time
  9. Cardiff nights
  10. Oliver Tiffen goes hot
  11. Merthyr
  12. Meet Aurora
  13. The John Edward Jones
  14. Over the hump
  15. Talgarth and HiberTech
  16. The Wincarnis
  17. Consulate and Fodder
  18. Marooned
  19. The Sarah Siddons
  20. Room 901
  21. Trip to the Gower
  22. Dream, wake, repeat
  23. Jonesy
  24. Starving in the basement
  25. The Wincarnis
  26. The Consulate
  27. Toccata
  28. HiberTech
  29. Fodder
  30. The Museum
  31. Villains
  32. Truce busted
  33. Something rotten in the winter
  34. Dream again
  35. Dawn and the dead
  36. A remote farm in Lincolnshire
  37. Jonesy
  38. The Farnesworths
  39. Dreamspace
  40. Fired & filing
  41. Charlie Webster
  42. Thumped
  43. H4S radar
  44. The Geraldus Cambrensis
  45. The cylinder
  46. Night in the museum
  47. Night in the museum 2
  48. White-out
  49. Orientation
  50. Dreamspace
  51. The Awakening
  52. Acknowledgements
  53. What’s next onyour reading list?

I looked down and noticed for the first time that my right pinky had vanished below the knuckle, the wound hardly bleeding and the exposed fleshy part looking like a cut of uncooked silverside. I felt underwhelmed as I stared at the loss – it was as though this were somehow inevitable. I thought for a moment. Outside, in the snowdrift, upside down, as I was slipping away, I’d heard the laugh of a young girl.

‘Where did you find me?’

‘I heard a thump on the outer door,’ replied Foulnap, ‘and there you were. Your finger must have caught in the wire when you fell. They come off surprisingly easily in the cold.’

‘It was the Gronk.’

‘Yes; assisted by unicorns, the tooth fairy and the ghost of Owain Glyndwr, I shouldn’t wonder. Here.’

He handed me a large mug of tea laced with condensed milk and Nutella. If you’d offered it to me in the Summer I’d only have drunk it as a dare, but right here and now I thought it was the best thing I’d ever tasted. Within half an hour I was warm enough to climb out of the bath and get dressed.

‘The Open Network has been chattering constantly for the past hour,’ said Foulnap, hanging up my damp towel. ‘We heard you’d been harbouring Birgitta, Jonesy was bumped off by a mystery girl from HiberTech who was then herself killed – and you’d been taken off to HiberTech. Is that anywhere near correct?’

I told him yes – and that Hooke had been taken by the Gronk on the way to HiberTech while I’d sought refuge out in the Cambrensis.

‘A lot of Gronk this evening. Who was the mystery girl from HiberTech?’

‘An old friend of mine from the Pool back in Swansea. She was on one of HiberTech’s Fast Track Management schemes. It didn’t work out for her.’

‘They rarely do.’

Foulnap stared at me for a moment, deep in thought.

‘Why did you leave the Cambrensis in this weather, Worthing?’

‘To come and see you.’

‘For?’

‘Answers.’

He stared at me again, trying to make up his mind.

‘That’s the hardest thing about all this,’ he said, ‘knowing who to trust. Can I trust you?’

‘Can I trust you?’ I said in return. ‘When we met in Cardiff you were attempting to farm a nightwalker.’

‘Were we? Were we really?’

‘Yes, I  . . . ’

My voice trailed off. I’d been so convinced of that particular narrative I’d never for one moment stopped to reappraise the situation. About Mrs Tiffen, and Foulnap not wanting her to go to HiberTech, then Jack Logan cajoling and threatening me to simply drop it.