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Chapters (53)
  1. Praise for Early Riser
  2. PENGUIN BOOKS
  3. Also by Jasper Fforde
  4. Dedication
  5. Mrs Tiffen could play the bouzouki
  6. Fat Thursday
  7. Jack Logan
  8. Testing time
  9. Cardiff nights
  10. Oliver Tiffen goes hot
  11. Merthyr
  12. Meet Aurora
  13. The John Edward Jones
  14. Over the hump
  15. Talgarth and HiberTech
  16. The Wincarnis
  17. Consulate and Fodder
  18. Marooned
  19. The Sarah Siddons
  20. Room 901
  21. Trip to the Gower
  22. Dream, wake, repeat
  23. Jonesy
  24. Starving in the basement
  25. The Wincarnis
  26. The Consulate
  27. Toccata
  28. HiberTech
  29. Fodder
  30. The Museum
  31. Villains
  32. Truce busted
  33. Something rotten in the winter
  34. Dream again
  35. Dawn and the dead
  36. A remote farm in Lincolnshire
  37. Jonesy
  38. The Farnesworths
  39. Dreamspace
  40. Fired & filing
  41. Charlie Webster
  42. Thumped
  43. H4S radar
  44. The Geraldus Cambrensis
  45. The cylinder
  46. Night in the museum
  47. Night in the museum 2
  48. White-out
  49. Orientation
  50. Dreamspace
  51. The Awakening
  52. Acknowledgements
  53. What’s next onyour reading list?

‘Now you’re getting it. Oh, and some advice: if Aurora does want you to be her dumbundle, you should try to be more discreet.’

‘I was hoping the term “bundlechum” would be more appropriate.’

‘No,’ she said after a moment’s thought, I think “dumbundle” suits the circumstances better.’ She pointed behind me. ‘You’ve met Fodder?’

The colossus of Sector Twelve was standing behind us. He looked about the same as when I’d seen him last, just wearing warmer clothes and appearing even taller and more powerful.

‘Hullo, Wonky,’ he said.

‘Can we please drop the whole Wonky thing?’ I asked. ‘It’s not really doing much for me.’

‘Jim Treacle would kill for a nickname,’ said Fodder.

‘He’s been dropping hints we could call him “Sticky” for three seasons,’ said Jonesy, ‘but we won’t give him the honour.’

‘What have I done that honours me with a nickname?’

‘You went back to get Mrs Tiffen.’

‘True – but Logan died because of it.’

‘It was the unforeseen outcome of courageous motivation and adherence to duty,’ said Fodder in a quiet voice. ‘Despite everything that happened afterwards, you have grit. You concur, Jonesy?’

‘I do,’ said Jonesy.

‘Then accept the honour, Wonky. Cherish the accolade, never complain again.’

And he pulled me into a Winter embrace. He smelled of woodsmoke, musty clothes and spent thermalites, and held me for quite a long time, and far harder than was comfortable, and kissed me softly on the ear, twice.

‘So, Wonky,’ he said once he’d let me go, ‘is that coffee any good?’

‘It’s the worst I’ve ever tasted.’

‘Excellent – after twelve years of wintering I can’t drink anything else. Pour me one, would you?’

So I did while he stared at me with his dark empty eyes.

‘What’s that worthless bag of shit’s nickname again?’ came Toccata’s voice from the other side of the office.

‘Wonky,’ said Fodder and Jonesy in unison.

‘Thanks for that,’ I said in a quiet voice.

‘Wonky?’ shouted Toccata. ‘Out the front in five.’

‘What do you think she wants?’ I asked, jumping to my feet.

‘Don’t know,’ said Fodder. ‘Perhaps she wants to have you for lunch.’

‘Very funny.’

*   *   *

‘You can drive,’ said Toccata, climbing into the passenger seat of Aurora’s four-wheel drive, now without the nightwalkers tied to the back.

‘Isn’t this Aurora’s transport?’ I asked, starting the vehicle anyway.

‘Like I give a shit,’ said Toccata. ‘We’re going up to HiberTech to see Aurora.’

‘Okay,’ I said, wondering how that was possible. ‘For what reason?’

‘Pantry resupply mainly, but also to find out why you were marooned. I want to see how they react to you, too. Keep your eyes and ears open and report back everything you hear. Especially any details about Project Lazarus. Let’s see how good that memory of yours actually is.’