‘Of course,’ I said, now used to open talk about such matters. ‘So with those two missing, how many Consuls do you have?’

She counted them out on her fingers.

‘There’s the Chief, me, Fodder – we served together in the Ottoman. Despite a gruff exterior he’s quite the sweetheart. We’ve never bundled, but it’s a possibility what with Cotton dead. I always think it best to bundle with only one co-Winterer at a time, don’t you?’

‘That might be considered sound advice, yes.’

‘Also on the list is Danny Pockets, a freelancer from Swansea who was called in to assist with Pantry Defence. He’s on a Daily Rate, which isn’t really fair on the rest of us. Laura Strowger helps out but is civilian, so doesn’t count, really, and the last is the bondsman Jim Treacle, who is a hopeless twerp without a shred of charm, winterskills or decency. He thinks I’m going to marry him.’

‘Will you?’

‘I’d sooner marry Agent Hooke, but it’s complicated: my mum borrowed lavishly from Treacle to bag a rich widower from Sector Fifteen. That didn’t work out, so Treacle transferred the loan to my hand in marriage. Not sure how that happened. Anyway, we’re trying to spin out the Hard No for as long as possible, otherwise it’s a loan default and he can take my mum’s house. If you can get Treacle to write off the Debt and head elsewhere, there’s five hundred euros in it for you. Park anywhere.’

I pulled in and checked the compressed air reservoir was full before shutting down.

‘A tip about Chief Consul Toccata,’ said Jonesy. ‘Honesty is the only policy and don’t speak unless spoken to. She’s not so bad; just runs hot and cold. But don’t fret. If she respects you as a person, everything will be fine.’

‘Can I ask a question?’

‘Sure.’

‘Is it true Toccata eats nightwalkers garnished with mint?’

‘Absolutely not.’

‘That’s a relief.’

‘No, I heard she feeds them peppermint for several weeks beforehand – to make them more flavoursome.’

‘She keeps them alive until needed?’

‘Needs must in the Winter, Wonky. Believe me, if you were starving you’d eat your dead mother’s partly-decomposed foot. What do you think the Consular staff ate in Sector Eight North during the Winter of ’76? Snow?’

I said nothing.

‘C’mon,’ she added, smiling to try and dilute some of the less palatable truths about the Winter, ‘and if I were you, don’t mention eating nightwalkers to Toccata. It’s a touchy subject.’

Aurora’s four-wheel drive was still parked outside the Consulate, unchanged from when I’d seen it last. Eddie Tangiers and Glitzy Tiara were still tied to the back and had dropped into unmoving Rigor torpis as a defence against the cold.

‘Well, well,’ said Jonesy, ‘two more for the Sector Twelve retirement plan.’