Back Early Departures
Chapters (122)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. Facts
  5. 101
  6. 100
  7. 23 Months After the Funeral
  8. 99
  9. 98
  10. 97
  11. 96
  12. 95
  13. 94
  14. 93
  15. 92
  16. 91
  17. 90
  18. 89
  19. 88
  20. 87
  21. 86
  22. 85
  23. 84
  24. 83
  25. 82
  26. 81
  27. 80
  28. 79
  29. 78
  30. 77
  31. 76
  32. 75
  33. 74
  34. 73
  35. 72
  36. 71
  37. 70
  38. 69
  39. 68
  40. 67
  41. 66
  42. 65
  43. 64
  44. 63
  45. 62
  46. 61
  47. 60
  48. 59
  49. 58
  50. Postreanimation Day 1
  51. 57
  52. 56
  53. 55
  54. 54
  55. 53
  56. 52
  57. 51
  58. 50
  59. 49
  60. 48
  61. 47
  62. Day 2
  63. 46
  64. 45
  65. 44
  66. 43
  67. 42
  68. 41
  69. 40
  70. 39
  71. 38
  72. 37
  73. 36
  74. Day 3
  75. 35
  76. 34
  77. 33
  78. 32
  79. 31
  80. 30
  81. Day 4
  82. 29
  83. 28
  84. 27
  85. 26
  86. Quincy
  87. 25
  88. Jamal
  89. 24
  90. 23
  91. 22
  92. 21
  93. 20
  94. Day 4
  95. 19
  96. 18
  97. 17
  98. Day 5
  99. 16
  100. 15
  101. 14
  102. 13
  103. 12
  104. 11
  105. 10
  106. Day 6
  107. 9
  108. 8
  109. 7
  110. 6
  111. 5
  112. 4
  113. 14 Days Postreanimation
  114. 3
  115. 2
  116. 1
  117. 0
  118. Acknowledgments
  119. About the Author
  120. Books by Justin A. Reynolds
  121. Back Ad
  122. About the Publisher

Q: Okay, these questions are all about how well you know the Constitution, okay?

Skater: This is like that Kendrick show.

Q: You got it. You ready?

Skater: Let’s do it, bro.

Q: Okay, name any one article of the Constitution.

*Skater looks seriously perplexed*

Skater: Article? Bro, the Constitution, I’m pretty sure, isn’t like a newspaper. There aren’t any articles. It’s just laws.

*A buzzer sounds and WRONG flashes on the screen*

*Q looks back into the camera, camera zooms in on his face*

CUT TO: an ice cream stand

J: Hi, ma’am, is it okay if we ask you a question about the Constitution?

Forty-Something-Year-Old Woman Eating Fro-Yo: Okay?

J: Name one of the individuals responsible for penning the Constitution.

Fro-Yo Woman: Well, I know they’re all white dudes.

*J glances over his shoulder and gets an off-screen confirmation from Q, then turns back to the woman*

J: We’ll take it!

*A chime plays and CORRECT flashes on the screen*

*Jamal holds up Fro-Yo Woman’s arm in triumph and Fro-Yo Woman blesses them with a victory dance*

Fro-Yo Woman: C’mon, now, dance. You can’t let me dance by myself.

*Jamal looks into the camera, shrugs, then joins the woman, the two of them doing the running man side by side*

60

I don’t have time to cycle through the questions now orbiting my brain—e.g., why had Q been watching this old video of us—because there’s movement on the bed.

And when I turn around, Q’s eyes are still flickering, except ten times faster, and then boom—his eyes pop open.

I wait for them to close again.

But they don’t.

Q stares up at the ceiling.

Oh my God, Q’s head . . . he’s turning . . .

He’s turning his open-eyed face toward me.

What should I do?

His body jerks back, his eyes pop, and his mouth plunges into a frown before snapping off into startled confusion. “Yo, what the hell are you doing here?”

And I don’t know how to answer—not because I’m incapable, but because nothing prepares you for seeing your friend come back to life.

It will be a surge of emotions. It is completely natural to feel overwhelmed.

But this isn’t a surge.

This isn’t overwhelming.

This is a goddamn tsunami and hurricane falling in love and having quintuplets.

This is everything that ever was, anything that ever will be, swallowed by torrential downpour and knock-you-off-your-feet wind, and monstrous claim-everything waves, everything rushing, rushing.

“For real, why are you in my room, man? And staring at me like while I sleep? Are you drooling, bro? What time is it? Yo, did you spike my ginger ale at the party? And why won’t you freaking answer me?”

And I don’t know what to do.

With my hands.

With my face.

With my voice.