This approach goes against every feminist bone in my body. My and Athena’s former headmistress would die if she knew I was using my physical attributes to land a job—but then she’d die if she knew that two of her most studious alumni were selling their bodies in the first place.

I cross my legs in as ladylike a fashion as I can, and Brendan’s gaze drops to linger on my bare knees. It’s been so long since I’ve entertained the slightest bit of interest from a guy that this feels completely alien to me, but the feeling is not unpleasant.

‘You asked why Seraph in particular,’ I continue softly, and his eyes flash up to my face. God, they’re striking. Being the focus of his attention is really full on. ‘I realise it’s not the most conventional agency.’ I give him a little smile that I really hope is coquettish, because I’m far too rusty at this flirting business. It’s a relief when the sight of it has his eyes widening a fraction. ‘But I love their philosophy. I love the idea of working alongside a man who’s as insanely busy and stressed and prevailed upon as you and being the person who can make some of it go away. Not all of it, obviously. But I think it’s the full-service element that appeals to me, and by that I mean the holistic nature. I want to help you.’

I spread my hands wide. ‘I’m a natural-born helper. So if there are stressors or headaches or obstacles that stand in your way, whatever they are, I’m going to make it my mission to make them go away. I’m scrappy and resourceful and fierce and really, really hardworking, and I promise you I’ll do my utmost in every situation to give you every last thing you need and want.’

Except anal, you know.

I’m not sure where all this stuff is coming from, but I mean it. I may not be Athena-level smart, but I’m like a dog with a bone when it comes to fighting for the people in my corner. If there’s a pit bull element to this job, I’ll excel. Every CEO should think about hiring the mother of a sick child—we’re resilient as fuck and tough as old boots and we don’t take no for an answer, because we’ve fought every fight and challenged every no and hustled every single medical body with laser focus and indefatigable commitment to a single cause.