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Chapters (41)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Nadim Rub’s Most Magnificent Deception
  4. The Alchemic Conception of
  5. The Puppy Love of Parvez Khan
  6. The Crushed Rose Petals of a
  7. The Relative Cost of Gold
  8. The Beginning of the Double Life
  9. The Triumphant Return of Ricky
  10. Of Sunflowers and Sunny Side Ups
  11. A Glorious Spring Wedding for
  12. The Importance of Not Forgetting to
  13. The Middle-Naming of
  14. The Married Life of Ricky Karim and
  15. The Musical Memories of Sharif Khan
  16. The Balti Ballads of Tooting Broadway
  17. Parvez Khan Mourns the Loss of Love
  18. Shona Khan Discovers Photos
  19. The Octopus in the Garage
  20. The Academic Pursuits of Omar Khan
  21. Between Greek Tragedy and
  22. The Balti Ballads Play Brick Lane
  23. The Trouble with December Evenings
  24. Châteauneuf du Pape in a
  25. Burnt Cookies and Driving Lessons
  26. Becoming Accustomed to a Face
  27. Ricky-Rashid Makes a Damning Discovery
  28. Shona Khan Makes a Damning Discovery
  29. Sharif Khan Meets an Angel in Tennis Shoes
  30. The Romantic Memories of Sharif Khan
  31. Omar Khan Celebrates May Day in Oxford
  32. Mrs Henna Karim Extends a
  33. The Dhaka Tea Party
  34. A Performance, a Bookmark and a
  35. Sharif Khan and the Terrifying Truth
  36. Won’t Let Us Have a Breakdown
  37. Confessions Across a Hospital Bed
  38. The Mother and Child Reunion
  39. Party in the Park
  40. Acknowledgements
  41. AN INTERVIEW

He held the auditions in the flat above the restaurant in Tooting Broadway, where he had once lived as a child. His dad rented the flat to one of the cooks and two of the waiters. Sharif was a charmer, and often cadged fags off them in the alley behind the kitchen door, making them feel at home with his modified, expedient accent. They were fond enough of him to let him use the flat - it was Monday night, anyway; they would all be downstairs at work, and there wouldn’t be anyone eating in, at least not until the pubs closed.

Sharif, armed with Pringles and a mixed nut collection stolen from his mum’s larder, and Kingfisher beers filched from the restaurant fridge, set up the living room with his guitar artlessly draped across the ancient sofa, and some sheet music for decorative effect. After a couple of unpromising turns from a couple of lads in his class, one of whom inexpertly played the fiddle, and the other who had uselessly demonstrated his proficiency with the clarinet, Sharif broke into one of the beers himself. He was surprised that the third person who turned up was Micky O’Shea, a stocky Irish lad from the year below him, who was known for being a bit of a scrapper and had the broken nose to prove it.

‘It’s a fourth-year band, Micky. Sorry, mate,’ Sharif said with the unquestionable superiority that the automatic hierarchy of school bestowed.

‘Fock off, man,’ said Micky respectfully. ‘Y’ve not even heard me play yet.’

Sharif considered this and nodded magnanimously. No one further had turned up. He might as well get some entertainment from the carrot-topped runt.

Micky pulled his guitar strap over his head and played a stunning riff. Sharif was annoyed and impressed; he was no mean guitarist himself, and could recognize talent in others. He maintained a stoical face and, giving nothing away, passed a sheet of paper to Micky. ‘Can you read music, too?’ he asked.

Micky nodded. He squinted at the hand-written squig-gles for a few moments, humming in his head, and began to play. After a few bars he stopped and, shaking his head at the shaky writing, began again. Sharif listened, enraptured, trying hard not to let his pleasure show at the fluid harmony of the chords. ‘This is good,’ said Micky, when he reached the end of the page, ‘but your notation’s crap -did you just copy it down by ear? Y’know y’can buy sheet music for lots of bands - I’ve got Oasis and The Smiths.’