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  1. Ruth Jones
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. Prologue
  5. Part One
  6. 1
  7. Catrin
  8. 2
  9. Judith
  10. 3
  11. Lana
  12. 4
  13. Judith
  14. 5
  15. Lana
  16. 6
  17. Catrin
  18. 7
  19. Lana
  20. 8
  21. Judith
  22. 9
  23. Catrin
  24. 10
  25. Lana
  26. 11
  27. Judith
  28. 12
  29. Catrin
  30. 13
  31. Lana
  32. 14
  33. Catrin
  34. 15
  35. Judith
  36. 16
  37. Lana
  38. 17
  39. Catrin
  40. 18
  41. Lana
  42. 19
  43. Catrin
  44. 20
  45. Judith
  46. 21
  47. George
  48. 22
  49. Lana
  50. 23
  51. Catrin
  52. 24
  53. Gareth
  54. 25
  55. Catrin
  56. 26
  57. Judith
  58. 27
  59. Gareth
  60. 28
  61. Judith
  62. 29
  63. Lana
  64. 30
  65. Catrin
  66. 31
  67. Lana
  68. Part Two
  69. 32
  70. Catrin
  71. 33
  72. Judith
  73. 34
  74. Lana
  75. 35
  76. Catrin
  77. 36
  78. Judith
  79. 37
  80. Gareth
  81. 38
  82. Judith
  83. 39
  84. Lana
  85. 40
  86. Judith
  87. 41
  88. Catrin
  89. 42
  90. Lana
  91. Part Three
  92. 43
  93. Lana
  94. 44
  95. Catrin
  96. 45
  97. Judith
  98. 46
  99. Catrin
  100. 47
  101. Judith
  102. 48
  103. Solomon
  104. 49
  105. Lana
  106. 50
  107. Judith
  108. 51
  109. Catrin
  110. 52
  111. Judith
  112. 53
  113. Catrin
  114. 54
  115. Judith
  116. 55
  117. Gareth
  118. 56
  119. Lana
  120. 57
  121. Catrin
  122. 58
  123. Judith
  124. 59
  125. Lana
  126. 60
  127. Patricia
  128. 61
  129. Lana and Judith
  130. 62
  131. Catrin-Kelly-Judith- Harris-Lana-Lloyd
  132. Epilogue
  133. Song credits
  134. Acknowledgements
  135. Us Three A Reading Group Guide
  136. Ruth Jones Q & A
  137. prologue
  138. 2022
  139. 1
  140. grace
  141. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

He shrugged and obediently headed off to the bar.

‘Lana, you remember Solomon?’ said Catrin shyly, and Sol stepped forward.

‘Hi!’

‘Let’s have a look at you then,’ said Lana, beaming. ‘Yep, he’ll do!’ And she gave him a big hug and planted a smacker on his lips.

‘Aw, don’t embarrass him,’ laughed Catrin.

‘That was a brilliant show,’ said Sol. ‘I don’t know how you do it! All those words – the songs!’

‘Not exactly saving lives though, is it? Like you two medical whizz kids.’ Lana turned to take the vodka from Gareth. ‘Thanks, babe,’ she said and kissed him on the cheek.

‘I couldn’t get over the dancing! All those moves!’ Judith was clearly impressed.

‘But you saw me in the school shows!’ Lana laughed.

‘Yeah, I know, but this was like so professional! You are gonna be such a star.’

‘Stop it!’ Lana said, laughing, quickly checking that no one from the cast was in earshot. Bit uncool to talk like that, she thought, though she knew Judith meant well.

‘Talking of stars,’ said Gareth, ‘shall we give her the present?’

‘Ooh yes,’ said Judith, reaching behind her chair for a black bin-liner she’d brought with her, containing something spiky and flat wrapped in tissue paper.

Lana looked intrigued, put down her drink and began unwrapping.

‘I should point out,’ said Catrin, ‘that me and Sol contributed absolutely nothing to this. We are such bad friends.’

‘Though to be fair,’ added Sol, ‘we did get you a large bag of pick ’n’ mix.’ And they all laughed.

‘What’s this?’ said Lana, pulling back the paper to reveal a large home-made golden star, with a photograph of Lana stuck in the middle surrounded by the words LANA LLOYD SUPERSTAR EXTRAORDINAIRE! WE ARE SO PROUD!

‘Gareth made it, and I sort of painted it.’

Lana smiled and did her best to sound grateful. ‘Aw, that’s fantastic – thank you!’ she said.

‘You can stick it on your dressing-room door or whatever,’ said Gareth. ‘When you do your next show.’

‘Yeah!’

They were interrupted by some of Lana’s fellow cast on their way to the bar and Lana surreptitiously hid the gift back under the tissue. ‘You coming to Juno’s, aren’t you?’ asked Kiki, the girl playing Sarah Brown.

‘Yeah, maybe, we’ll see,’ said Lana coolly, avoiding any introductions. ‘May just stay here.’

Kiki nodded and moved off with the others.

‘You were really good, Sarah Brown!’ Gareth called clumsily after her. But Kiki didn’t hear and the compliment was left hanging in the air. Lana felt simultaneously sorry for Gareth and embarrassed by him.

‘Don’t think she heard you, mate,’ said Judith, laughing at him.

‘Or maybe she didn’t understand my ridiculously thick Welsh accent,’ he laughed back. ‘So who’s for another drink then?’

‘Good God!’ shouted Judith, clearly in good spirits. ‘Make the most of it, folks. Gareth Metcalf is buying a round!’

It had been Lana’s idea for Judith to move in with Gareth. She’d received a letter from Catrin a few weeks previously, desperately appealing for help. ‘I think it’s really bad for her, living with Patricia,’ Catrin had written. ‘The woman’s poisonous. And without George there any more it must be unbearable.’ So setting them up as flatmates seemed like the obvious solution. Gareth had a spare room, after all – surely Judith would leap at the chance to be free. But her reaction to Lana’s suggestion was far from positive.