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  1. Ruth Jones
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. Prologue
  5. Part One
  6. 1
  7. Catrin
  8. 2
  9. Judith
  10. 3
  11. Lana
  12. 4
  13. Judith
  14. 5
  15. Lana
  16. 6
  17. Catrin
  18. 7
  19. Lana
  20. 8
  21. Judith
  22. 9
  23. Catrin
  24. 10
  25. Lana
  26. 11
  27. Judith
  28. 12
  29. Catrin
  30. 13
  31. Lana
  32. 14
  33. Catrin
  34. 15
  35. Judith
  36. 16
  37. Lana
  38. 17
  39. Catrin
  40. 18
  41. Lana
  42. 19
  43. Catrin
  44. 20
  45. Judith
  46. 21
  47. George
  48. 22
  49. Lana
  50. 23
  51. Catrin
  52. 24
  53. Gareth
  54. 25
  55. Catrin
  56. 26
  57. Judith
  58. 27
  59. Gareth
  60. 28
  61. Judith
  62. 29
  63. Lana
  64. 30
  65. Catrin
  66. 31
  67. Lana
  68. Part Two
  69. 32
  70. Catrin
  71. 33
  72. Judith
  73. 34
  74. Lana
  75. 35
  76. Catrin
  77. 36
  78. Judith
  79. 37
  80. Gareth
  81. 38
  82. Judith
  83. 39
  84. Lana
  85. 40
  86. Judith
  87. 41
  88. Catrin
  89. 42
  90. Lana
  91. Part Three
  92. 43
  93. Lana
  94. 44
  95. Catrin
  96. 45
  97. Judith
  98. 46
  99. Catrin
  100. 47
  101. Judith
  102. 48
  103. Solomon
  104. 49
  105. Lana
  106. 50
  107. Judith
  108. 51
  109. Catrin
  110. 52
  111. Judith
  112. 53
  113. Catrin
  114. 54
  115. Judith
  116. 55
  117. Gareth
  118. 56
  119. Lana
  120. 57
  121. Catrin
  122. 58
  123. Judith
  124. 59
  125. Lana
  126. 60
  127. Patricia
  128. 61
  129. Lana and Judith
  130. 62
  131. Catrin-Kelly-Judith- Harris-Lana-Lloyd
  132. Epilogue
  133. Song credits
  134. Acknowledgements
  135. Us Three A Reading Group Guide
  136. Ruth Jones Q & A
  137. prologue
  138. 2022
  139. 1
  140. grace
  141. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

‘And God knows what sort of life she’d have had,’ said Catrin.

‘Exactly!’ said Lana, who couldn’t resist a drama. ‘He would probably have spent the next couple of years trying to bump her off. You’d have got a call one day to say she’d mysteriously fallen into her soup and drowned.’

‘At least she’s safe now,’ Jack said, ever the voice of calm.

It was decided that they should sell the house to pay for Patricia’s sheltered-accommodation fees, and should any of the capital be left ‘after my days’, then this was to go to her great-granddaughter Ivy May, with whom Patricia had become obsessed.

‘Looks like you’ve been demoted,’ joked Gareth to Jack, who gazed at his daughter with abundant fatherly pride.

In an astonishing private moment between herself and her mother, Judith was almost moved to tears when Patricia thanked her for everything she’d ever done for her. Lana and Catrin were shocked when she told them.

‘What, she actually used the words thank and you?’ asked Lana.

‘Actually, she said Thank you, love – really.’

‘Oh my God! So d’you think she’s softening in her old age?’

‘Jesus, no!’ laughed Judith. ‘In the next sentence she was telling me to turn the volume down on the TV and was I trying to deafen her?’

‘Lepers and spots, I guess,’ said Catrin.

And her friends exchanged a look.

‘You’ve always got that saying wrong!’ said Judith.

‘No, I haven’t,’ objected Catrin.

‘Yes, you have! It’s leopards, you fool,’ laughed Lana.

‘But I thought it was to do with leprosy. Y’know, the skin condition, like in the Bible stories – lepers and spots.’

‘And she’s a bloody doctor!’ said Judith to Lana, both sharing a huge moment of affection for their mutual friend.

Over the preceding months, Lana and Judith had slowly and steadily crept back into a camaraderie of sorts. There was an ease between them now which seemed to improve, the more time they spent together. But things weren’t back to how they used to be. And both of them had come to accept the possibility that this might always be the case; so disconnected had they been from each other’s lives, so uninvolved, for thirty years, that even with Catrin as the glue to hold them together, the closeness they’d once known had become sadly irretrievable.

‘Too much water under too many bridges,’ said Lana one day.

‘I thought mixing metaphors was Catrin’s thing?’ said Judith.

‘Oh shut up, you pompous cow,’ retorted Lana with a smile.

It was now just half an hour away from midnight. Patricia was fighting sleep, and Huw was checking he had the TV on the right channel for the fireworks at midnight.

‘Ladies,’ said Catrin. ‘Come upstairs a minute. There’s something we all need to do.’

Bemused, Judith and Lana followed their friend upstairs.

When they entered Catrin’s old bedroom, they found her sitting there triumphant, holding up a tatty hard-backed notebook.

‘I found it the other day, sorting through old boxes in the attic.’