Chapters (135)
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Acknowledgements
- Preface
- Small-Town Wedding
- CHAPTER ONE
- CHAPTER TWO
- CHAPTER THREE
- CHAPTER FOUR
- Life in Bon Temps
- Dead Until Dark
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Living Dead in Dallas
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Club Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill, Eric, and Pam
- Dead to the World
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead as a Doornail
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- “One Word Answer”
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Definitely Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- All Together Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- From Dead to Worse
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead and Gone
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead in the Family
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead Reckoning
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- The Sookie Short Stories and Related Material
- RELATED STORIES
- Dahlia Lynley-Chivers
- Sean and Layla
- The Britlingens
- Vampires, Two-Natured, and Fairies, Oh My!Sookie Discusses the Creatures She’s Met
- THE VAMPIRES
- THE TWO-NATURED
- THE FAIRIES
- Sookie Stackhouse TriviaHow Much of a Sookie Fan Are You?
- Part One: The Easy Stuff
- Part Two: The Tough Stuff
- PART ONE ANSWERS
- PART TWO ANSWERS
- What’s Cookin’ in Bon Temps - A Selection of Down-Home Southern Recipes
- Breakfast
- BELLE RIVE BRUNCH EGGS
- EGGS BENEDICT
- FRENCH MARKET BEIGNETS
- Lunch
- BURGERS LAFAYETTE SAUCE
- COLD-WEATHER CHILI
- MERLOTTE’S CHICKEN STRIPS
- MITCHELL’S FAVORITE MEATLOAF
- Supper
- CALVIN’S CATFISH
- CRAWDAD’S COUNTRY-FRIED STEAK
- CROSSROADS JAMBALAYA
- SOOKIE’S CHICKEN CASSEROLE
- STACKHOUSE SMOTHERED PORK CHOPS
- Sides
- ANTOINE’S FRIED PICKLES
- BON TEMPS SWEET POTATO HARVEST
- GRAN’S EASY BAKED APPLES
- HOTSHOT HUSH PUPPIES
- JANNALYNN’S GOLDEN BISCUITS
- MARDI GRAS CORN SALAD
- MICHELE’S HOMEMADE BUTTERMILK RANCH DRESSING
- MICHELE’S PARMESAN GARLIC CROUTONS
- PINKIE’S FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
- SISTER’S MASHED POTATO CASSEROLE
- Desserts
- ADELE HALE STACKHOUSE’S BLUE-RIBBON CHOCOLATE CAKE
- AUNT PATTY’S SOUR CREAM CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING
- CAROLINE HOLLIDAY BELLEFLEUR’S CHOCOLATE CAKE
- DINER KEY LIME PIE
- LOUISIANA PRALINES
- PERDITA’S BREAD PUDDING WITH BOURBON SAUCE
- PORTIA’S SWEET POTATO PIE
- WICKED PEACH CAKE
- Drinks
- CLASSIC SOUTHERN SWEET TEA
- COUNTRY PORCH LEMONADE
- Inside True Blood - Alan Ball Answers Questions from the Fans
- From Mystery to Mayhem - The Works of Charlaine Harris
- FIRST STEPS
- THE AURORA TEAGARDEN AND LILY BARD SERIES
- THE SOOKIE STACKHOUSE SERIES
- TRUE BLOOD
- THE HARPER CONNELLY SERIES
- CHARLAINE AND HER FANS
- Recollections Around the Duckpond - The Fans of Charlaine Harris
- Charlaine Harris Answers Questions from Her Fans
- A Guide to the World of Sookie Stackhouse
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“So, you know, I just thought I’d tell you,” Luna said offhand, “I went through the hedge into the yard next door to make out with that cute guy in the camo pants, the Chinese guy? He’s a Were cop from Fort Worth, on the tactical response team.” She paused for my reaction.
“A hunk,” I said. “Way to go, Luna.” Lots of pairing off going on at this after-the-reception reception.
She looked pleased. “Anyway, while we were locking lips right on the other side of the hedge there, I smelled something funky in the house next to this.”
I closed my eyes for a long moment. Then I told Luna the history of the past two days with Jim. “Can you get more specific than ‘funky’?” I asked.
“Funky, as in dead meat. So someone’s killed that guy, maybe.” Luna’s chirpy voice didn’t sound especially dismayed. “He doesn’t sound like a great loss, but you know the twoeys are going to get the blame.”
“I guess I better go check it out,” I said, and I can’t tell you how reluctant I was. If Jannalynn hadn’t shown up, I would’ve asked Sam to go with me. But that was out of the question at the moment.
I didn’t want to try entering the Collins house through the front door. Who knew who might still be watching Bernie’s house, maybe taking pictures? I didn’t know if the TV stations had gone home or not. Probably yes, but there might be a few die-hards out there with their own cameras. But if I went out the back door, I’d run into Jannalynn—and although that was going to happen sooner or later, the longer I could postpone it, the better. I was trying not to watch her. She was working the party—shaking hands, laughing, with a beer she took long swallows from every few seconds.
“Fuck,” I said.
“She’s looking good,” Luna admitted. “I bet Sam comes inside to get her a jacket within the next three minutes.”
I admitted to myself that I didn’t like Jannalynn because I thought Sam deserved someone much better, someone with some impulse control. Here I was, peering out the window like a criminal trying to make my escape, just so this girl wouldn’t get her panties in a twist.
“She’s hungry,” Luna said. “She’ll go for the food in a minute.”
Sure enough, Jannalynn completely turned her back to the house so she could bend over the table, putting condiments on her hamburger bun. I slid out of the house and across the lawn going west at a smooth, fast clip . . . and Luna was right on my heels as I went through the gap in the overgrown hedge.
“You didn’t have to come,” I muttered. With a yard full of shifters, I had to take care to keep my voice down.