Chapters (135)
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Acknowledgements
- Preface
- Small-Town Wedding
- CHAPTER ONE
- CHAPTER TWO
- CHAPTER THREE
- CHAPTER FOUR
- Life in Bon Temps
- Dead Until Dark
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Living Dead in Dallas
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Club Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill, Eric, and Pam
- Dead to the World
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead as a Doornail
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- “One Word Answer”
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Definitely Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- All Together Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- From Dead to Worse
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead and Gone
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead in the Family
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead Reckoning
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- The Sookie Short Stories and Related Material
- RELATED STORIES
- Dahlia Lynley-Chivers
- Sean and Layla
- The Britlingens
- Vampires, Two-Natured, and Fairies, Oh My!Sookie Discusses the Creatures She’s Met
- THE VAMPIRES
- THE TWO-NATURED
- THE FAIRIES
- Sookie Stackhouse TriviaHow Much of a Sookie Fan Are You?
- Part One: The Easy Stuff
- Part Two: The Tough Stuff
- PART ONE ANSWERS
- PART TWO ANSWERS
- What’s Cookin’ in Bon Temps - A Selection of Down-Home Southern Recipes
- Breakfast
- BELLE RIVE BRUNCH EGGS
- EGGS BENEDICT
- FRENCH MARKET BEIGNETS
- Lunch
- BURGERS LAFAYETTE SAUCE
- COLD-WEATHER CHILI
- MERLOTTE’S CHICKEN STRIPS
- MITCHELL’S FAVORITE MEATLOAF
- Supper
- CALVIN’S CATFISH
- CRAWDAD’S COUNTRY-FRIED STEAK
- CROSSROADS JAMBALAYA
- SOOKIE’S CHICKEN CASSEROLE
- STACKHOUSE SMOTHERED PORK CHOPS
- Sides
- ANTOINE’S FRIED PICKLES
- BON TEMPS SWEET POTATO HARVEST
- GRAN’S EASY BAKED APPLES
- HOTSHOT HUSH PUPPIES
- JANNALYNN’S GOLDEN BISCUITS
- MARDI GRAS CORN SALAD
- MICHELE’S HOMEMADE BUTTERMILK RANCH DRESSING
- MICHELE’S PARMESAN GARLIC CROUTONS
- PINKIE’S FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
- SISTER’S MASHED POTATO CASSEROLE
- Desserts
- ADELE HALE STACKHOUSE’S BLUE-RIBBON CHOCOLATE CAKE
- AUNT PATTY’S SOUR CREAM CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING
- CAROLINE HOLLIDAY BELLEFLEUR’S CHOCOLATE CAKE
- DINER KEY LIME PIE
- LOUISIANA PRALINES
- PERDITA’S BREAD PUDDING WITH BOURBON SAUCE
- PORTIA’S SWEET POTATO PIE
- WICKED PEACH CAKE
- Drinks
- CLASSIC SOUTHERN SWEET TEA
- COUNTRY PORCH LEMONADE
- Inside True Blood - Alan Ball Answers Questions from the Fans
- From Mystery to Mayhem - The Works of Charlaine Harris
- FIRST STEPS
- THE AURORA TEAGARDEN AND LILY BARD SERIES
- THE SOOKIE STACKHOUSE SERIES
- TRUE BLOOD
- THE HARPER CONNELLY SERIES
- CHARLAINE AND HER FANS
- Recollections Around the Duckpond - The Fans of Charlaine Harris
- Charlaine Harris Answers Questions from Her Fans
- A Guide to the World of Sookie Stackhouse
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Sookie and Sam get Jason to her house, where she puts him in the shower, feeds him, and then sends him to bed. Sitting at the kitchen table to talk with Sam, she spots a check from Eric for fifty thousand dollars.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 6. After Sookie calls the police to let them know Jason has returned, Andy Bellefleur and Alcee Beck arrive to question him. She and Jason stick to the story that he was knocked out and taken from outside his home and then just dumped in Sookie’s yard with no memory of what had happened or where he had been. Sookie takes Jason to his own home to recuperate. Eric visits later that night and questions Sookie about their time together and why he found brain tissue on his sleeve. While he is still at her home, one of Alcide’s pack members, Amanda, arrives to question Sookie about the apparent disappearance of Debbie. While they talk, Eric explores the house. When Amanda leaves, he tells Sookie she should destroy her old coat and get another.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 7. Sookie is not surprised to receive a cranberry red coat from Eric.
The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
TO: WILLIAM COMPTON,
AREA FIVE INVESTIGATORBILL,
PER SOPHIE-ANNE’S ORDERS I HAVE CONTACTED SEVERAL VAMPIRES I KNOW IN PERU AND ARRANGED YOUR SAFE PASSAGE. YOU WILL BE MET AT THE AIRPORT IN LIMA. AFTER THAT, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MADE YOUR OWN ARRANGEMENTS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. I MUST SAY THAT I AM SURPRISED THAT YOU ARE NOT SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS WITH SOOKIE. HUMANS HOLD THIS TIME IN SUCH REGARD.
ERIC NORTHMAN,
SHERIFF OF AREA FIVE
To: Eric Northman,
Sheriff of Area FiveThank you for your prompt attention. I’m certain our queen appreciates it. You’ve often said you enjoy having people in your debt, so perhaps you can use this to your advantage.
Since I imagine you’ve never celebrated Christian holidays, I’m surprised by your well wishes.
William Compton
TO: WILLIAM COMPTON
ONLY A FOOL WOULD USE AN ASSIGNMENT FROM THE QUEEN AS LEVERAGE, AND AS YOU KNOW, I AM NO FOOL. SHE SEEMS CONVINCED THAT YOUR DATABASE WILL BE NOT ONLY A VALUABLE TOOL IN HER BUSINESS DEALINGS BUT ALSO A PROFITABLE ENTERPRISE IN GENERAL. CONGRATULATIONS, BILL, YOU’RE NOW A BONA FIDE COMPUTER WHATEVER-YOU-ARE. GOOD TO SEE THOSE NIGHT CLASSES PAID OFF.
AS FOR MY HOLIDAY WISHES, NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I CANNOT ADAPT TO MY ENVIRONMENT. CHRISTIAN HOLIDAYS ARE IMPORTANT TO HUMANS—SUCH AS SOOKIE. I WONDER HOW SHE’LL BE CELEBRATING? RUMOR HAS IT YOU TWO ARE NO LONGER INVOLVED, SO PERHAPS I’LL DROP BY TO MAKE CERTAIN SHE’S NOT ALONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
ALL MY BEST,
ERIC
To: Eric Northman,
Dear Eric, Sheriff of Area FiveDear Eric,
Fuck off.
Bill
Dead as a Doornail
Dead as a Doornail