Chapters (135)
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Acknowledgements
- Preface
- Small-Town Wedding
- CHAPTER ONE
- CHAPTER TWO
- CHAPTER THREE
- CHAPTER FOUR
- Life in Bon Temps
- Dead Until Dark
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Living Dead in Dallas
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Club Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill, Eric, and Pam
- Dead to the World
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead as a Doornail
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- “One Word Answer”
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Definitely Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- All Together Dead
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- From Dead to Worse
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead and Gone
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead in the Family
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- Dead Reckoning
- Timeline
- The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
- The Sookie Short Stories and Related Material
- RELATED STORIES
- Dahlia Lynley-Chivers
- Sean and Layla
- The Britlingens
- Vampires, Two-Natured, and Fairies, Oh My!Sookie Discusses the Creatures She’s Met
- THE VAMPIRES
- THE TWO-NATURED
- THE FAIRIES
- Sookie Stackhouse TriviaHow Much of a Sookie Fan Are You?
- Part One: The Easy Stuff
- Part Two: The Tough Stuff
- PART ONE ANSWERS
- PART TWO ANSWERS
- What’s Cookin’ in Bon Temps - A Selection of Down-Home Southern Recipes
- Breakfast
- BELLE RIVE BRUNCH EGGS
- EGGS BENEDICT
- FRENCH MARKET BEIGNETS
- Lunch
- BURGERS LAFAYETTE SAUCE
- COLD-WEATHER CHILI
- MERLOTTE’S CHICKEN STRIPS
- MITCHELL’S FAVORITE MEATLOAF
- Supper
- CALVIN’S CATFISH
- CRAWDAD’S COUNTRY-FRIED STEAK
- CROSSROADS JAMBALAYA
- SOOKIE’S CHICKEN CASSEROLE
- STACKHOUSE SMOTHERED PORK CHOPS
- Sides
- ANTOINE’S FRIED PICKLES
- BON TEMPS SWEET POTATO HARVEST
- GRAN’S EASY BAKED APPLES
- HOTSHOT HUSH PUPPIES
- JANNALYNN’S GOLDEN BISCUITS
- MARDI GRAS CORN SALAD
- MICHELE’S HOMEMADE BUTTERMILK RANCH DRESSING
- MICHELE’S PARMESAN GARLIC CROUTONS
- PINKIE’S FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
- SISTER’S MASHED POTATO CASSEROLE
- Desserts
- ADELE HALE STACKHOUSE’S BLUE-RIBBON CHOCOLATE CAKE
- AUNT PATTY’S SOUR CREAM CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING
- CAROLINE HOLLIDAY BELLEFLEUR’S CHOCOLATE CAKE
- DINER KEY LIME PIE
- LOUISIANA PRALINES
- PERDITA’S BREAD PUDDING WITH BOURBON SAUCE
- PORTIA’S SWEET POTATO PIE
- WICKED PEACH CAKE
- Drinks
- CLASSIC SOUTHERN SWEET TEA
- COUNTRY PORCH LEMONADE
- Inside True Blood - Alan Ball Answers Questions from the Fans
- From Mystery to Mayhem - The Works of Charlaine Harris
- FIRST STEPS
- THE AURORA TEAGARDEN AND LILY BARD SERIES
- THE SOOKIE STACKHOUSE SERIES
- TRUE BLOOD
- THE HARPER CONNELLY SERIES
- CHARLAINE AND HER FANS
- Recollections Around the Duckpond - The Fans of Charlaine Harris
- Charlaine Harris Answers Questions from Her Fans
- A Guide to the World of Sookie Stackhouse
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- ABOUT THE EDITOR
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26. Mr. Cataliades arrives at the hotel with the news that a plane will be leaving in three hours, stopping first in Dallas and then in Shreveport, and that if they want a ride home, they need to be at the terminal. As they part, Sookie discovers that Quinn has been taken to a nearby hospital. She elects to visit him rather than catch the plane. Sookie finds Quinn unconscious with a weary, hungry, filthy Frannie at his bedside. She gives the younger girl money for a change of clothes and a meal, and Frannie offers Sookie the use of her car to drive home, since she will have to take Quinn home in his van.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28. After two days of driving, a relieved Sookie returns home to an ecstatic welcome by Amelia. Tara soon arrives with the news that she and JB du Rone have gotten married. Sookie tries to be happy for her friends and tells herself that if she just stays away from vampires and Weres for a while, she’ll be okay.
The Secret Dialogues of Bill and Eric
TO: WILLIAM COMPTON
BY THE ORDER OF OUR QUEEN, YOU ARE SUMMONED TO A MEETING WITH ANDRE PAUL TOMORROW NIGHT AT FANGTASIA.
ERIC NORTHMAN,
SHERIFF OF AREA FIVE
Phone: Eric calling Bill.
ERIC: “Bill.”
BILL: “Eric.”
ERIC: “Quinn is in town.”
BILL: “Yes.”
ERIC: “Is he with Sookie?”
BILL: “Is that any of your business, Eric?”
ERIC: “I like to know who my employees are associating with.”
BILL: “Your employee? I believe that Sookie is in the employ of the queen, not you. If Sophie-Anne calls to ask me who Sookie is spending time with, then I’ll see what I can find out. Not until then.”
ERIC : “As if you don’t already know.” (Silence.)
ERIC : “Need I remind you that you are still a resident in my territory?” BILL: “I remember that quite well, Eric. I am also in the employment of the queen and am too busy performing my duties in preparation for the summit to spy for you. And as you well know, Sophie-Anne trumps you every time.”
Phone: Eric calling Bill.
ERIC : “Bill, did you go upstairs? What has happened?”
BILL : “There has been trouble on Jennifer Cater’s floor. I believe the Arkansas vampires are all dead, except perhaps one.”
ERIC : “Well. That’s certainly convenient.” BILL : “My thoughts exactly.”
Phone: Eric calling Bill.
ERIC : “The trial is going forward. Meet us in the exhibit room where the wedding was held.”
BILL : “Has Sookie been contacted?”
ERIC : “Yes, Andre sent her a message. He’ll wait for her and escort her in. We will kneel before our queen to show our support.”
In person:
ERIC : “Please get a picture of Kyle Perkins to Sookie. Tomorrow she will be looking for the place where Kyle learned to throw the arrows with such accuracy.”