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Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

When the tall girl with white-blond curls, blond eyelashes, and the coolest gray eyes Greta had ever seen breezed into the room, stuck her hand out, and said, “I could murder a slushie. Wanna bounce?” Greta had followed her. Once her legs were moving, it was easier to talk. Once she talked, it was easier to think. And once she could think, she thought Holy shit. I’m in Portland, drinking a slushie that I don’t have to share, in the flavor of my choice, and I can do…whatever I want. It had blasted through her like a gust of wind off the ocean, sending shivers down her spine. Or maybe that was the slushie. Ramona would go on to teach her a lot over the next year, but Greta had never forgotten that first, unintentional lesson: sometimes, when all else fails, get off your ass and get a slushie. Or, you know, a whatever.

“Of course,” Ramona said. “I give stellar advice. Giving advice and being able to take it are two entirely unrelated gifts, I’ll have you know.”

Carys smiled at Greta. “So what was a really good piece of advice you gave Greta?”

“Oh god, allow me to flip through the veritable card catalogue of options.” Ramona struck the pose of The Thinker. “So it was fall semester and Greta had made the horrible mistake of signing up for a psychology lab from seven to nine on Friday evenings.”

“It was the only one with slots left,” Greta editorialized.

“And there was this Halloween party going on at our friend Mika’s place. Tons of great costumes, weird spooky games, the works. I tell Greta she’s gotta skip lab that week because we need plenty of time to get our costumes ready.”

“What were you?”

“Dude,” Ramona said, “she was Harriet the Spy, and she was so freaking cute. She had her hair in a braid—it was long then—and the red sweatshirt jacket and her little black-and-white notebook. Adorable. I was Joan Jett.”

Ramona struck a pose that was presumably supposed to conjure Joan Jettiness. Carys raised an eyebrow and winked.

“Anyway, it’s six p.m., and no Greta. It’s seven p.m., and no Greta. And I realize: this bitch has actually gone to her psychology lab in the monkey building on the Friday night of Halloween.”

Greta scanned the water for alligators, a smile on her lips. It was nice to spend time with Ramona again. Just being around her made Greta happy.

“I got ready all by my lonesome,” Ramona said with a tragic frown.

“You got ready with Jill and Santos, thank you,” Greta corrected.

“Fine. Anyway. When it’s nine thirty and Greta’s still not back, I go to call her, and do you know what happened?”