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Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

Thirty minutes later, the bartenders had all arrived, and Veronica and Helen were back to their normal selves, emo panic having passed, and were talking a mile a minute about future, bigger launches.

“Okay, c’mere, y’all,” Helen said, gathering Veronica, Carys, and Greta at the bar. They passed out cups of lemonade. “Toast time.”

Veronica rolled her eyes but raised her glass indulgently.

“Carys, you’re the raddest housemate ever. You’ve been so supportive and you almost never complain about there being honey everywhere.”

Carys snorted.

“Greta, when you came on the scene…well, I’m not gonna lie. I thought y’all would break up in a week. You’re so sweet, and I kinda didn’t think you could hang.”

Veronica snickered into her cup, and Carys elbowed Helen in the ribs.

“But—I was about to say but. But you’re actually a total badass, and I’m so damn glad you’re part of this honey, lemonade, wax crew. Whatever. I can’t wait to see what you’ll grow next that we can incorporate into recipes.”

Greta tipped an imaginary hat and smiled at who she’d been the first time Helen had met her.

“Veronica. You’re the sister I never had.”

Veronica said, “You have a sister.” But Greta saw her dab away a tear.

“You’re the sister I should have had, and I’m so fucking excited that we’re taking all this to the next level. You’re the best. The total best.”

“Damn it,” Veronica hissed, tipping her head back so tears wouldn’t run down her face. “Okay, since we’re doing this. Helen, you’re the brother I never had—yes, yes, I do have two brothers. They both suck. Never thought I’d meet someone as up for wild shit as me. I’m so damn glad we didn’t work out, because otherwise I never would’ve gotten you as a best friend.”

“Wait, you two used to date?” Greta’s mouth dropped open.

“We went on a very ill-fated date five years ago. We were not compatible…uh…you know.” Helen made vague gestures between them that Greta assumed meant sexually.

Veronica snorted and swatted Helen’s hands away.

“Anyways, that’s history. Here’s to the future of Lagniappe motherfucking Lemonade!”

“Cheers!” they all chimed, clinking glasses—well, bumping, since the cups were cardboard.

“Knock knock,” called a voice from the door. Greta recognized Ollie from Eleventh House parties.

The launch had begun.

They’d all reached deep in their social pockets to invite every contact they had. At first, Greta had thought she wouldn’t have much to contribute since she hadn’t been in New Orleans long. But when she began to invite everyone she knew, she realized how many points of connection she had already made in her new home.