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Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

Rayanne regarded him. “So you’re the one Greta did the house swap with. What do you think so far?”

“Of Owl Island? I love it. It’s really beautiful. I’m not used to the cold, but now that I’ve got the whole jacket thing down, it’s great.”

Rayanne narrowed her eyes, like she wasn’t sure she could believe him.

“And what do you think of Ash?”

“Of…Ash?”

“Yeah.”

“Rayanne,” Ash said. “Don’t mess with him.”

“Fine,” she grumbled.

Silence fell.

“Dolphins only close one eye when they sleep,” Rayanne blurted.

“Oh,” Truman said politely.

Day nodded.

“I’m doing this new thing where when I want to say something that’s none of my business, I say a fact instead,” Rayanne said. “I wanted to hear about how your relationship with Ash is going.” She darted a look at Day. “But…”

“It rather mitigates the effect if you go on to report the thing you wanted to say, darling,” Day said.

“Oh wow, are you guys a couple?”

Rayanne smirked and Day nodded that single nod.

“I was wondering if Ash and Greta were the only queers on the island.”

“Well,” Rayanne said conspiratorially and leaned in.

Day cleared her throat.

“Oh right, damn, that’s a secret. Never mind. Uh, Greenland sharks can live up to five hundred years.”

“Were you reading that book on oceanography that Don and Maisey keep trying to get rid of?” Ash asked.

“Yeah. They put it on the dictionary stand, so my facts will be ocean-related for the next while.”

Truman’s head was spinning.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “Did you tell them we were…?” he asked Ash, surprised.

Ash shook his head. “Nope.”

“Then how’d you—?”

Rayanne rolled her eyes again. “Oh, dear heart, it’s all anyone’s talking about!”

Day closed her eyes in what might have been apology or mortification.

Truman didn’t have a response to that, so instead he said, “When’s good for y’all to do the event?”

Rayanne and Day exchanged a speaking glance.

“We’ll need some time to spread the word and put it all together. If we want anyone from the mainland to come, we’ll wanna wait till after New Year’s. No one comes out the week before Christmas, and all the local ads are sold months in advance,” Rayanne said. While she spoke, she eased the purloined cigarette out of Day’s pocket and flipped it to her lips. “We could do the first weekend after New Year’s,” she suggested. Then she knelt again, pushed open the window, and lit the cigarette, and Day did nothing to stop her.

“The first one could be a trial run for Valentine’s Day,” said Day.

“Oh, shit, of course,” Ash said. “It’s my biggest selling holiday,” he told Truman.

“Makes sense. January, huh? Aw, I guess I’ll miss it.”