Back The Holiday Trap
Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

Carys grimaced. “I knew exactly who it was too. Little shit. Anyway, the square was good. Teacup and I hit the jackpot with some kind of water polo team. What the hell even is water polo? But they were buzzing with performative testosterone and loudly wanted pictures with Teacup and to ask me math problems, so I raked it in.”

“Suffer from their creepiness in class, take their money after,” Greta said.

“Exactly,” Carys replied.

“So where are we going?” Greta asked as they began to walk.

Veronica balanced a large jug of what Greta presumed was her lemonade on her shoulder, so Greta hoped they weren’t walking too far.

“Our friend Rae house-sits for this family. The husband is some kind of tech dude, and the wife owns an art gallery here and one in LA. They go to California all the time, and they have a pool, so Rae will have us over. It’s pretty sweet.”

The house was tucked behind a gate that surrounded overgrown shrubs whose tendrils crowded the path to the front door. It looked unassuming and modest through the foliage—nothing you’d notice from the street. In fact, Greta realized she’d walked past this corner several times since she’d arrived and never noticed it.

Helen opened the unlocked door, and they entered another world.

Inside was cool and serene, and Greta found herself in a foyer that more closely resembled a gallery than a hallway. There were canvases hung salon style on both walls, from paintings so tiny they appeared to be done with a single strand of hair to photographs blown up to the size of a door.

And there, in the middle of the wall… Greta gasped.

“Is that…that’s not an original Mimi Nakaya?”

“Yup,” Carys said.

“Holy shit.”

Greta walked gingerly into the living room, as if there might be famous, priceless objects lying on the floor and she didn’t want to step on them.

The house opened up into room after room, nothing like the shotgun style that Greta had become accustomed to. It had clearly been gutted and renovated, its modern open plan a showcase for the many objets d’art that stood on pillars and shelves as well as lining the walls.

“Eleventh House!” someone called. “Yay!”

“Hey, Rae,” Helen began, but before Greta could turn to see their host, someone else yelled too.

“Incoming!”

Greta heard a sound that she couldn’t place. A strange low snuffling that moved close to the ground.

Suddenly, from around the corner, running straight toward them, came the source of the noise.

A pig.

“What the—” Greta got out before Carys and Helen both knelt and stopped the pig in its tracks.

“Hi, Madame Snortface,” Carys said affectionately.

“Well, hello, Snoots McPigfeet,” Helen chimed in.

They both patted the pig on its sides and scritched between its ears.

Greta turned to Veronica questioningly.