Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

“What are we going to do?” said Bayliss.

“I need to take the box,” said Coop.

“Are you crazy?” Bayliss whisper-screamed. “That thing is a weapon.”

“Yeah, aimed right at Giselle’s head. You want to pull the trigger?”

Bayliss sat back in her chair. She gnawed on a fingernail for a few seconds. “What do you want to do with it? You can’t give it to the people who kidnapped Giselle. That would leave your friend Morty in trouble. And you can’t give it to Morty’s kidnappers.”

“I’m not giving it to anyone,” said Coop. “They just need to think I am. I have an idea. If it works, it’ll get back Giselle and Morty, and maybe help you capture Salzman and all the other idiots who want this thing. But you have to trust me and let me take the box.”

Bayliss drummed her fingers nervously on her desk. She got up, looked around, and sat back down. “Only if you take me with you,” she said.

Coop thought about it. She’d kept it together in the break room, she was more willing to take chances than he’d thought, and they both hated Nelson. He held out his hand. “Partners,” he said. Bayliss shook it.

“Partners,” she said. “What do we do first?”

“Do you have Salzman’s phone number?”

“I can get it.”

“Okay. That’s all you need to do for now.” Coop took a pen and pad and wrote Morty’s address out for her. “Call in sick tomorrow. Meet me at this address at noon. Bring Salzman’s number. If I need anything else, I’ll call you. Give me your number.” She wrote it on the pad and he put the paper in his bag.

“I’m still trying to figure out what Salzman wanted with the box,” said Bayliss. “A guy like him. Was it just money?”

“I don’t know. Everybody who knows about the box thinks it’s something else. Luck. A calling card for an old god. A bomb. The end of the world. Who knows what he thinks it is.”

“Whatever it is, I absolutely want in on this,” said Bayliss. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“Great.”

Coop started to get up when Bayliss grabbed his sleeve. Her eyes were a little wider than they had been. “You’re not going to skip out on me, are you?”

“Why would I do that?”

“Because you’re a crook.”

“Yeah, but we’re partners. A good crook doesn’t skip out on a partner.”

“Like you and Giselle.”

“Yeah.”

“Okay. See you tomorrow.”

“One more thing, you should fire the guard in the lobby,” said Coop.

“Why?”

“He’s too bored to do his job and he’s not too bright.” Coop reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a watch. “When you fire the guy, give this back to him for me.”

Bayliss smiled and put the watch in a desk drawer.

“Tomorrow,” she said.

“Tomorrow.”