Back The Everything Box
Chapters (42)
  1. DEDICATION
  2. EPIGRAPH
  3. ONE
  4. TWO
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. FIVE
  8. SIX
  9. SEVEN
  10. EIGHT
  11. NINE
  12. TEN
  13. ELEVEN
  14. TWELVE
  15. THIRTEEN
  16. FOURTEEN
  17. FIFTEEN
  18. SIXTEEN
  19. SEVENTEEN
  20. EIGHTEEN
  21. NINETEEN
  22. TWENTY
  23. TWENTY-ONE
  24. TWENTY-TWO
  25. TWENTY-THREE
  26. TWENTY-FOUR
  27. TWENTY-FIVE
  28. TWENTY-SIX
  29. TWENTY-SEVEN
  30. TWENTY-EIGHT
  31. TWENTY-NINE
  32. THIRTY
  33. THIRTY-ONE
  34. THIRTY-TWO
  35. THIRTY-THREE
  36. THIRTY-FOUR
  37. THIRTY-FIVE
  38. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  39. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  40. ALSO BY RICHARD KADREY
  41. CREDITS
  42. ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

As he put the box into his tool bag, Coop heard something strange over the steady sound of the siren.

The ping of an elevator.

From the moment the alarm started, Steve knew what was coming. Worse, he knew there was nothing he could do about it.

The second the elevator doors opened, he was crushed against the wall as Lloyd and half of his people bolted from the car and ran around the ninth-floor lobby like a pack of demented chickens looking for a way out. The ones not running around like they’d lost their minds were still in the elevator, pushing buttons at random. When the doors began to close, Steve put his hand between them. As they opened again, he hit the elevator’s emergency stop button, setting off yet another alarm, which, he figured, didn’t matter with all the other goddamn noise going on.

He walked calmly to the office Lloyd had drawn on his greasy map. But he stopped at the door. Steve didn’t go inside. He didn’t have to. From where he stood he could see the smashed display case and the spot where Caleximus’s box should be.

“It’s gone,” Steve shouted over the alarm. He noticed the shattered glass on the floor. “Someone’s taken it. And he might still be here.”

“I found the fire exit!” shouted Jerry from the far end of the floor.

“Good for you, son. You stay there and keep the door open. The rest of us are going to have a quick look around.”

“Dad, we have to go.”

“Not before we look. All of you chickens and slackers, take an office and check inside. The faster you do it, the faster we can get out of here.”

History has shown us that without very specific directions, it’s not uncommon for panicked groups of people to become even more panicked when trying to carry out orders shouted to them over the sound of a burglar alarm. While Lloyd sprinted to where Jerry waited by the exit, all of the other Caleximus worshippers ran for the same glass-fronted office at the same time.

Naturally, Steve thought, shaking his head. But then he noticed something: they hit something on the way in.

Which was strange, because as far as anybody could see, there was nothing there.