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- ALSO BY JOHN GREEN
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- “YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE”
- HUMANITY’S TEMPORAL RANGE
- HALLEY’S COMET
- OUR CAPACITY FOR WONDER
- LASCAUX CAVE PAINTINGS
- SCRATCH ’N’ SNIFF STICKERS
- DIET DR PEPPER
- VELOCIRAPTORS
- CANADA GEESE
- TEDDY BEARS
- THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
- AIR-CONDITIONING
- STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS
- THE INTERNET
- ACADEMIC DECATHLON
- SUNSETS
- JERZY DUDEK’S PERFORMANCE ON MAY 25, 2005
- PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR
- PIGGLY WIGGLY
- THE NATHAN’S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
- CNN
- HARVEY
- THE YIPS
- AULD LANG SYNE
- GOOGLING STRANGERS
- INDIANAPOLIS
- KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS
- THE INDIANAPOLIS 500
- MONOPOLY
- SUPER MARIO KART
- BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS
- HIROYUKI DOI’S CIRCLE DRAWINGS
- WHISPERING
- VIRAL MENINGITIS
- PLAGUE
- WINTRY MIX
- THE HOT DOGS OF BÆJARINS BEZTU PYLSUR
- THE NOTES APP
- THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
- THE QWERTY KEYBOARD
- THE WORLD’S LARGEST BALL OF PAINT
- SYCAMORE TREES
- “NEW PARTNER”
- THREE FARMERS ON THEIR WAY TO A DANCE
- POSTSCRIPT
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- NOTES
- “You’ll Never Walk Alone”
- Humanity’s Temporal Range
- Halley’s Comet
- Our Capacity for Wonder
- Lascaux Cave Paintings
- Scratch ’n’ Sniff Stickers
- Diet Dr Pepper
- Velociraptors
- Canada Geese
- Teddy Bears
- The Hall of Presidents
- Air-Conditioning
- Staphylococcus aureus
- The Internet
- Academic Decathlon
- Sunsets
- Jerzy Dudek’s Performance on May 25, 2005
- Penguins of Madagascar
- Piggly Wiggly
- The Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
- CNN
- Harvey
- The Yips
- Auld Lang Syne
- Googling Strangers
- Indianapolis
- Kentucky Bluegrass
- The Indianapolis 500
- Monopoly
- Super Mario Kart
- Bonneville Salt Flats
- Hiroyuki Doi’s Circle Drawings
- Whispering
- Viral Meningitis
- Plague
- Wintry Mix
- The Hot Dogs of Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur
- The Notes App
- The Mountain Goats
- The QWERTY Keyboard
- The World’s Largest Ball of Paint
- Sycamore Trees
- “New Partner”
- Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance
- Postscript
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- DISCOVER JOHN GREEN’S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FICTION
- What’s next on your reading list?
But the weird thing to me about velociraptors is that even though I know they were feathered scavengers about the size of a swan, when I imagine them, I can’t help but see the raptors of Jurassic Park. Knowing the facts doesn’t help me picture the truth. That’s the wonder and terror of computer-generated images for me: If they look real, my brain isn’t nearly sophisticated enough to understand they are not. We’ve long known that images are unreliable—Kafka wrote that “nothing is as deceptive as a photograph”—and yet I still can’t help but believe them.
Like the velociraptor, I have a large brain for my geologic age, but maybe not large enough to survive effectively in the world where I find myself. My eyes still believe what they see, long after visual information stops being reliable. Still, I’m fond of raptors—both the ones I’ve seen that never existed, and the ones that existed but I’ve never seen.
I give velociraptors three stars.
CANADA GEESE
THE CANADA GOOSE is a brown-bodied, black-necked, honking waterfowl that has recently become ubiquitous in suburban North America, Europe, and New Zealand. With a song like a dying balloon and a penchant for attacking humans, the Canada goose is hard to love. But then again, so are most of us.*
These days, the world contains between four and six million Canada geese, although from where I’m sitting in Indianapolis, that estimate feels low, as there appear to be four to six million of them currently residing in my backyard. Regardless, global Canada goose populations are growing, but they were once exceptionally rare. In fact, the subspecies you’re most likely to see in parks and retention ponds, the giant Canada goose, was believed to be extinct early in the twentieth century due to year-round, unrestricted hunting.
Canada geese were particularly susceptible to so-called “live decoys.” Hunters captured geese, rendered them flightless, and kept them in ponds or fields. The call of these captured geese then attracted flocks of wild ones, which could be shot. Hunters often doted on their live decoys. A hunter named Philip Habermann wrote, “Watching and listening to the decoys work was akin to the pleasure of hunting with a fine dog,” a reminder that humans have long drawn strange lines between pet and prey.
But in 1935, live decoys were made illegal, and goose populations began to recover—very slowly at first, and then spectacularly.
In mid-January 1962, Harold C. Hanson was among the ornithologists who sought to band, weigh, and measure some Minnesota geese. “On that memorable day,” he would later write, “the temperature held around zero and a strong wind blew but this only added zest to the enterprise.” The geese they weighed were so huge that they thought the scales must be off, but no: It turned out the giant Canada goose had survived. These days, there are over one hundred thousand giant Canada geese in Minnesota. Non-native populations of the geese have exploded from Australia to Scandinavia. In Britain, the Canada goose population has risen by a factor of at least twenty in the past sixty years.