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  1. ALSO BY JOHN GREEN
  2. CONTENTS
  3. INTRODUCTION
  4. “YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE”
  5. HUMANITY’S TEMPORAL RANGE
  6. HALLEY’S COMET
  7. OUR CAPACITY FOR WONDER
  8. LASCAUX CAVE PAINTINGS
  9. SCRATCH ’N’ SNIFF STICKERS
  10. DIET DR PEPPER
  11. VELOCIRAPTORS
  12. CANADA GEESE
  13. TEDDY BEARS
  14. THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
  15. AIR-CONDITIONING
  16. STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS
  17. THE INTERNET
  18. ACADEMIC DECATHLON
  19. SUNSETS
  20. JERZY DUDEK’S PERFORMANCE ON MAY 25, 2005
  21. PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR
  22. PIGGLY WIGGLY
  23. THE NATHAN’S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
  24. CNN
  25. HARVEY
  26. THE YIPS
  27. AULD LANG SYNE
  28. GOOGLING STRANGERS
  29. INDIANAPOLIS
  30. KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS
  31. THE INDIANAPOLIS 500
  32. MONOPOLY
  33. SUPER MARIO KART
  34. BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS
  35. HIROYUKI DOI’S CIRCLE DRAWINGS
  36. WHISPERING
  37. VIRAL MENINGITIS
  38. PLAGUE
  39. WINTRY MIX
  40. THE HOT DOGS OF BÆJARINS BEZTU PYLSUR
  41. THE NOTES APP
  42. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
  43. THE QWERTY KEYBOARD
  44. THE WORLD’S LARGEST BALL OF PAINT
  45. SYCAMORE TREES
  46. “NEW PARTNER”
  47. THREE FARMERS ON THEIR WAY TO A DANCE
  48. POSTSCRIPT
  49. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  50. NOTES
  51. “You’ll Never Walk Alone”
  52. Humanity’s Temporal Range
  53. Halley’s Comet
  54. Our Capacity for Wonder
  55. Lascaux Cave Paintings
  56. Scratch ’n’ Sniff Stickers
  57. Diet Dr Pepper
  58. Velociraptors
  59. Canada Geese
  60. Teddy Bears
  61. The Hall of Presidents
  62. Air-Conditioning
  63. Staphylococcus aureus
  64. The Internet
  65. Academic Decathlon
  66. Sunsets
  67. Jerzy Dudek’s Performance on May 25, 2005
  68. Penguins of Madagascar
  69. Piggly Wiggly
  70. The Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
  71. CNN
  72. Harvey
  73. The Yips
  74. Auld Lang Syne
  75. Googling Strangers
  76. Indianapolis
  77. Kentucky Bluegrass
  78. The Indianapolis 500
  79. Monopoly
  80. Super Mario Kart
  81. Bonneville Salt Flats
  82. Hiroyuki Doi’s Circle Drawings
  83. Whispering
  84. Viral Meningitis
  85. Plague
  86. Wintry Mix
  87. The Hot Dogs of Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur
  88. The Notes App
  89. The Mountain Goats
  90. The QWERTY Keyboard
  91. The World’s Largest Ball of Paint
  92. Sycamore Trees
  93. “New Partner”
  94. Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance
  95. Postscript
  96. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  97. DISCOVER JOHN GREEN’S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FICTION
  98. What’s next on your reading list?
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* Why? When I was twelve, I was on my middle school soccer team. I was awful, of course, and rarely played. We had one good player on our team, a guy named James. James was from England, and he told us that in England, there were professional soccer teams, and thousands of fans would stand together, shoulder to shoulder, and sing all through the games. He told us that the best team in England was Liverpool. And I believed him.

* Agriculture and large human communities and the building of monolithic structures all occur within the last minute of this calendar year. The Industrial Revolution, two world wars, the invention of basketball, recorded music, the electric dishwasher, and vehicles that travel faster than horses all happen in the last couple of seconds.

* Or possibly Edmund.

* In Out of the Shadow of a Giant, Mary Gribbin and John Gribbin argue that while the Principia is of course important, it also relied upon—and at times outright stole—research from others, especially Robert Hooke. They write, “The famous story of the falling apple seen during the plague year of 1665 is a myth, invented by Newton to bolster his (false) claim that he had the idea for a universal theory of gravity before Hooke.” It’s sort of comforting to know that even Isaac Newton exaggerated what he got done during his plague year.

* Barbara Ehrenreich, in her essay “The Humanoid Stain,” proposes one reason why cave art might not have focused on humans: We weren’t yet living on a human-centered planet. “The marginality of human figures in cave paintings suggests that, at least from a human point of view, the central drama of the Paleolithic went on between the various megafauna—carnivores and large herbivores.” At any rate, there is only one human-like image at Lascaux—a sort of stick figure with long legs and what appears to be a bird’s head.

* This is explored in wondrous detail in Werner Herzog’s movie Cave of Forgotten Dreams, where I first learned of the Lascaux cave paintings.

* Ravidat told the version of the story with the dog, but his earliest version of the story did not feature the dog as a central character. Even when history is only a few decades old, it can be difficult to piece together. Nothing lies like memory.

* There is no period in the Dr of Dr Pepper. The company dropped it in the 1950s because the bubbly lettering at the time made “Dr. Pepper” look to many readers like “Dri Pepper,” which sounds like maybe the worst soda imaginable.

* Bear Bryant became a legendary football coach in Alabama—so legendary that when I attended high school outside of Birmingham in the 1990s, I knew three kids named Bryant and one kid named Bear.