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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. CHAPTER1
  4. CHAPTER2
  5. CHAPTER3
  6. CHAPTER4
  7. CHAPTER5
  8. CHAPTER6
  9. CHAPTER7
  10. CHAPTER8
  11. CHAPTER9
  12. CHAPTER10
  13. CHAPTER11
  14. CHAPTER12
  15. CHAPTER13
  16. CHAPTER14
  17. CHAPTER15
  18. CHAPTER16
  19. CHAPTER17
  20. CHAPTER18
  21. CHAPTER19
  22. CHAPTER20
  23. CHAPTER21
  24. CHAPTER22
  25. CHAPTER23
  26. CHAPTER24
  27. CHAPTER25
  28. CHAPTER26
  29. CHAPTER27
  30. CHAPTER28
  31. CHAPTER29
  32. CHAPTER30
  33. CHAPTER31
  34. CHAPTER32
  35. CHAPTER33
  36. CHAPTER34
  37. CHAPTER35
  38. CHAPTER36
  39. CHAPTER37
  40. CHAPTER38
  41. CHAPTER39
  42. CHAPTER40
  43. EPILOGUE
  44. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  45. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  46. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

I didn’t see anything was the text back.

I shook my head as I put my phone in my back pocket. Maybe I had imagined it. Maybe a car had pulled into a driveway down the street. A thousand things were possible. I didn’t want to press the issue and become one of the paranoid moms I saw on the Winchester Moms Facebook group, regularly posting about neighbors who didn’t clean up after their dogs, teenagers speeding down the street, or people who had cut them off in traffic. It was the worst kind of policing and one that didn’t do any good, just started fights on social media.

Years ago, I would have never imagined that I would live in a town that became embroiled in such petty drama so often. Mark and I had vowed we weren’t going to become those suburbanites who talked about mowing their lawn and tree-trimming services. No, we were much better than that—we were city people. Who took our kids to fancy restaurants and walked everywhere. Who shared one car that we barely drove and always knew where to get the best Indian takeout.

I was deeply aware of how uncool and boring the suburbs were. And yet I would soon come to find that our suburb was anything but mundane.

CHAPTER
4

The moment when the kitchen was finally clean after dinner and the dishwasher began to hum was always one of the best parts of my day. All that was left was bedtime. Although bedtime was usually an arduous epilogue that involved copious bribery and threats.

The dishwasher whirring behind him, Mark looked at me, Clorox wipe in hand, and sighed, his shoulders sagging.

“Done. Finally,” he said as he opened the garbage and tossed the wipe inside. He held an arm out, and I slid next to him in a side hug. He squeezed my shoulders, and I briefly closed my eyes. It had been another long day with the kids. Jack had fallen four times, and I had run out of Band-Aids, so I had to borrow some from Jess, who only had cupcake bandages, which was apparently a tragedy worthy of the national news.

“Want some pie? I hid the last two slices in the back of the fridge,” Mark said, and I nodded mutely into his chest. He turned and riffled around in the fridge, pulling out the leftover key lime pie. He extracted two pieces from the tin and presented one to me.

We sat down at the clean kitchen island, the kids in the other room playing hide-and-go-seek, and clinked our forks together.

“What day is it?” I said, and glanced at the calendar.