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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. CHAPTER1
  4. CHAPTER2
  5. CHAPTER3
  6. CHAPTER4
  7. CHAPTER5
  8. CHAPTER6
  9. CHAPTER7
  10. CHAPTER8
  11. CHAPTER9
  12. CHAPTER10
  13. CHAPTER11
  14. CHAPTER12
  15. CHAPTER13
  16. CHAPTER14
  17. CHAPTER15
  18. CHAPTER16
  19. CHAPTER17
  20. CHAPTER18
  21. CHAPTER19
  22. CHAPTER20
  23. CHAPTER21
  24. CHAPTER22
  25. CHAPTER23
  26. CHAPTER24
  27. CHAPTER25
  28. CHAPTER26
  29. CHAPTER27
  30. CHAPTER28
  31. CHAPTER29
  32. CHAPTER30
  33. CHAPTER31
  34. CHAPTER32
  35. CHAPTER33
  36. CHAPTER34
  37. CHAPTER35
  38. CHAPTER36
  39. CHAPTER37
  40. CHAPTER38
  41. CHAPTER39
  42. CHAPTER40
  43. EPILOGUE
  44. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  45. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  46. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“Looks like we picked the wrong night to walk down Maple Leaf Drive,” I said to Rocky, who wagged his tail. We moved past Jess’s house; she was strolling around her first floor without a bra on. Again. She grew up on what was essentially a hippie commune made up of former groupies of the singer Wavy Gravy in the north woods of Wisconsin. Some habits were apparently hard to break.

As we got closer to Liz’s house, I saw that Tim had set their W flag on the front porch. He put it outside whenever the Chicago Cubs won a baseball game, but it was to remind the neighbors that he had season tickets more than to remind them he had team pride.

The smell intensified, and Rocky started whining and pulling at the leash, wanting to go home. Finally, he stopped on the sidewalk and sat, refusing to move, his eyes shifting back toward our house.

“Really? It’s not that bad. Let me just drop this off for Liz.” But even as I said the words, the smell filled my nose, swirling into my mouth, and I gagged, bending down toward the sidewalk. “Never mind.” I started to turn around to head the other way, back toward my house, when a flash of light from Liz’s made me turn back.

It was a quick blaze of light coming from her bedroom window, and it happened so fast, I thought it might be lightning. I looked up at the sky and saw a spray of stars above me. Not lightning. I watched the house, waiting to see if another flash would come, and saw a dark figure move across the bedroom window. It was too big to be Liz or Tim, and it was angular, like it had sharp edges. From her house, I heard Bucky begin to bark, before he stopped with a yelp.

“What’s going on in there?” I lifted my foot to take a step toward the house, to make sure everything was okay, but Rocky whined and refused to move, an immobile statue. I thought about tying him to the street sign on the corner to go over and check on Liz, but he started shaking in fear. So I pulled out my phone and texted her instead.

I waited for a moment, the night air seeming to pause, and my pulse quickened as I stared at her house, hoping for a sign of my friend.

Rocky started frantically pulling at his leash, snarling in the effort. I bent down to soothe him, and he maneuvered away, desperately trying to go home.

“Okay, you win.” I gave one final glance toward Liz’s house, which was dark again. Darker than I had ever seen it. “The exterior lights must be out,” I muttered as I let Rocky steer me.

Liz didn’t respond until Rocky and I were inside the front door and I was unclipping his leash.