And to all of my wonderful friends—especially the Mom Crew of Anne, Kim, and Meredith—thank you for providing the inspiration and hilarious moments, some of which will now live on in book form. Your excitement to read this book is unmatched, and I loved bringing a piece of all of you to the page. You all have taught me that we can do anything. The forces of darkness beware, for we have wine and snacks.

To my family—Kevin, Ryan, Paige, and Jake—thank you for putting up with all the hours I was locked in the bedroom, typing away and dreaming up suburban hilarity. Now please, go clean your rooms before our house is condemned.

Finally, to the readers—thank you for coming on this journey with me, and for celebrating the power of friendship.

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