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Contents ( 64)
  1. A Letter from the Author
  2. ONE
  3. TWO
  4. THREE
  5. FOUR
  6. FIVE
  7. SIX
  8. SEVEN
  9. EIGHT
  10. NINE
  11. TEN
  12. ELEVEN
  13. TWELVE
  14. THIRTEEN
  15. FOURTEEN
  16. FIFTEEN
  17. SIXTEEN
  18. SEVENTEEN
  19. EIGHTEEN
  20. NINETEEN
  21. TWENTY
  22. TWENTY-ONE
  23. TWENTY-TWO
  24. TWENTY-THREE
  25. TWENTY-FOUR
  26. TWENTY-FIVE
  27. TWENTY-SIX
  28. TWENTY-SEVEN
  29. TWENTY-EIGHT
  30. TWENTY-NINE
  31. THIRTY
  32. THIRTY-ONE
  33. THIRTY-TWO
  34. THIRTY-THREE
  35. THIRTY-FOUR
  36. THIRTY-FIVE
  37. THIRTY-SIX
  38. THIRTY-SEVEN
  39. THIRTY-EIGHT
  40. THIRTY-NINE
  41. FORTY
  42. FORTY-ONE
  43. FORTY-TWO
  44. FORTY-THREE
  45. FORTY-FOUR
  46. FORTY-FIVE
  47. FORTY-SIX
  48. FORTY-SEVEN
  49. FORTY-EIGHT
  50. FORTY-NINE
  51. FIFTY
  52. FIFTY-ONE
  53. FIFTY-TWO
  54. FIFTY-THREE
  55. FIFTY-FOUR
  56. FIFTY-FIVE
  57. FIFTY-SIX
  58. FIFTY-SEVEN
  59. FIFTY-EIGHT
  60. FIFTY-NINE
  61. SIXTY
  62. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  63. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  64. ONE

I try to smile back, but it’s a shaky smile, and I decide to go and check on Elsa rather than just stand here being stared at.

I grab a handful of carrot puffs and pull back the flaps on her box. I peer inside. Everything is quiet and still. ‘Are you hiding?’ I say, pushing the balloons and cuddly toys to one side. ‘Elsa?’

The box is empty!

I see that some of the tape has peeled away, leaving a baby-sized gap. ‘Grandad,’ I hiss. ‘Elsa’s gone!’ Then I get down on my hands and knees and start searching under the table and around the various boxes.

Grandad double-checks the box. ‘Whoops!’

‘Whoops?’ I say. ‘Grandad, this site is basically a baby death trap: there are ponds everywhere, not to mention gigantic telescopes, moving floors, lasers, rocks …’

‘Don’t forget all the concrete steps,’ he says. ‘Well, she can’t be far away.’ He walks towards the exit. ‘She’s probably crawled under the tent. I’ll find her while you start the show.’

‘While I do what?’ I say.

‘Start the show!’ he bellows, as he strolls out of the tent.

Immediately, children are shushed, the audience falls quiet and everyone turns to look at me.

‘Yay, it’s starting!’ shouts a girl on the floor, bouncing up and down.

I stare down at her, my mouth slightly open. Did Grandad plan this? Knowing how nervous I feel, did he actually let Elsa escape so he’d have an excuse to throw me in at the deep end? My theory sounds mad … but Grandad is a bit mad!

I look up and face the audience. Sweat prickles under my arms and my mouth goes dry. There’s a cough, some more shushes and then the yay-girl says, ‘Who are you?’

‘Ummm …’

‘Your face is funny!’ she adds.

‘I … ummm …’ I swallow and grab Grandad’s notes, scanning the introduction. A lump has formed in my throat and I know that I can’t talk. I just can’t do it.

Suddenly, Yay-Girl shouts even louder, ‘WHO ARE YOU?’

‘I am the granddaughter of Copernicus,’ I say in a rush, ‘the man who just ran out of the tent. Well, he’s Copernicus and he’s an amazing man and –’

‘Why’s he so amazing?’ The boy who’s just interrupted me is sitting by my feet. He’s about six and he’s got a bored expression on his face. I feel a rush of irritation and for a moment I forget how scared I feel. ‘Copernicus is amazing because he’s one of the greatest astronomers who ever lived. Before he came along, everyone thought Earth – our teeny little planet – was the centre of the universe.’

The boy seems unimpressed. ‘I’m Isaac,’ he says, then he narrows his eyes suspiciously. ‘What’s your name?’

I glance at Grandad’s notes again, trying to find the name he thought up for me. ‘My name is Megernicus,’ I say.

‘We can’t hear you!’ shouts an adult voice from the back.