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Contents ( 64)
  1. A Letter from the Author
  2. ONE
  3. TWO
  4. THREE
  5. FOUR
  6. FIVE
  7. SIX
  8. SEVEN
  9. EIGHT
  10. NINE
  11. TEN
  12. ELEVEN
  13. TWELVE
  14. THIRTEEN
  15. FOURTEEN
  16. FIFTEEN
  17. SIXTEEN
  18. SEVENTEEN
  19. EIGHTEEN
  20. NINETEEN
  21. TWENTY
  22. TWENTY-ONE
  23. TWENTY-TWO
  24. TWENTY-THREE
  25. TWENTY-FOUR
  26. TWENTY-FIVE
  27. TWENTY-SIX
  28. TWENTY-SEVEN
  29. TWENTY-EIGHT
  30. TWENTY-NINE
  31. THIRTY
  32. THIRTY-ONE
  33. THIRTY-TWO
  34. THIRTY-THREE
  35. THIRTY-FOUR
  36. THIRTY-FIVE
  37. THIRTY-SIX
  38. THIRTY-SEVEN
  39. THIRTY-EIGHT
  40. THIRTY-NINE
  41. FORTY
  42. FORTY-ONE
  43. FORTY-TWO
  44. FORTY-THREE
  45. FORTY-FOUR
  46. FORTY-FIVE
  47. FORTY-SIX
  48. FORTY-SEVEN
  49. FORTY-EIGHT
  50. FORTY-NINE
  51. FIFTY
  52. FIFTY-ONE
  53. FIFTY-TWO
  54. FIFTY-THREE
  55. FIFTY-FOUR
  56. FIFTY-FIVE
  57. FIFTY-SIX
  58. FIFTY-SEVEN
  59. FIFTY-EIGHT
  60. FIFTY-NINE
  61. SIXTY
  62. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  63. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  64. ONE

‘Come on, Woody.’ Bella starts walking away. ‘I want a cheese croissant and they always run out.’

Ed starts to follow her, then turns back. ‘One other thing,’ he says. ‘You’ve got a bit of mud –’ he points at my cheek ‘– kind of there.’

I rub at my face. ‘Gone?’

He shakes his head. ‘You need to look in a mirror.’

‘It’s a massive splat!’ Bella shouts. ‘Come on, Woody!’

TWENTY-TWO

When I arrive at the Biscuit Club, Mr Curtis has already made our cups of tea and Annie and Jackson are arguing over the biscuits. ‘Mr Curtis actually broke up some Party Rings and put them in the box,’ explains Annie, ‘but I found one that wasn’t broken.’

‘I saw it first,’ says Jackson, trying to snatch it out of her hand. ‘You just moved faster than me.’

‘Seriously?’ says Mr Curtis, staring at them. ‘OK, I say Annie gets the Party Ring, but Jackson, you can have these two really rather large bits of Ginger Nut.’

‘Yes!’ says Annie grinning and sticking her finger up at Jackson. Rose looks aghast and Mr Curtis pretends not to have noticed.

Jackson doesn’t care. He’s already sucking tea out of a Ginger Nut. He shrugs. ‘Actually, they’re all right.’

Today, for some inexplicable reason, Mr Curtis wants us to make origami animals. Jackson and Rose get stuck straight into it and soon cats, giraffes and frogs appear on Jackson’s beanbag.

‘I’m not doing it,’ Annie says to me. ‘It’s pointless … And before you start feeling sorry for me, this has nothing to do with my cerebral palsy.’ She wiggles her fingers in my face. ‘See? These puppies are fine.’

I shrug. ‘It’s better than assembly.’ I pick up a piece of white paper and start making a crane.

Annie watches what I’m doing and can’t resist pointing out the tiny mistakes I make. ‘Fold backwards not forward … That’s a beak, Meg, not a tail!’ When I finish the crane she takes it from me and examines it. ‘Not bad. If you fail in your attempt to become an astronaut, you could make paper animals for a living.’ She takes a piece of brown paper. ‘I suppose I’ll do a bear.’

‘I’m doing a penguin,’ I say. I fold a black square in half, and then in half again. ‘I’m not deluded,’ I say. ‘I know the odds of becoming an astronaut aren’t good – I’ve got more chance of being struck by lightning than becoming an astronaut – but every day I’m improving on those odds.’

She glances up. ‘How do you mean?’

‘If I do some work today that helps me get an A* in maths, then that’s bringing me a tiny bit closer to going to a good university and closer to becoming an astronaut.’

‘And making an origami penguin helps how?’

I press out a miniscule wing. ‘I’m improving my fine motor skills. One day I’ll be on a spacewalk, spinning round the Earth at seventeen thousand miles an hour and trying to tighten a bolt, and I’ll think back to this moment. This penguin –’ I hold the finished model up ‘– is definitely helping me to get to space.’