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Chapters (36)
  1. Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
  2. CONTENTS
  3. Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
  4. Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
  5. Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
  6. Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
  7. Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
  8. Chapter 6 – Grounded
  9. Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
  10. Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
  11. Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
  12. Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
  13. Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
  14. Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
  15. Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
  16. Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
  17. Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
  18. Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
  19. Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
  20. Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
  21. Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
  22. Chapter 20 – The Mascot
  23. Chapter 21 – Savage
  24. Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
  25. Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
  26. Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
  27. Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
  28. Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
  29. Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
  30. Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
  31. Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
  32. Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
  33. Chapter 31 – You’re It
  34. Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
  35. Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
  36. Axel & Jacob Bonus Story

He laughed. “Okay then.” He leaned forward.

This time I didn’t dodge the kiss. Or make it randomly European. I took it right on the mouth. And his lips felt nothing like my kiss thief’s.

“Thank you so much!” I said. I was officially down to a normal dozen suspects.

He smiled at me. “Anytime, Scarlett.”

“Can you please tell Billy O’Reilly to come over here?” Sophie asked.

“We’re about to play.”

“Just tell him.”

“Sure thing.” He put his helmet on as he jogged off.

I watched as he talked to Billy in the huddle.

Billy looked over at us. But then Uncle Matt said something and Billy turned back to the huddle.

“Darn it,” I said. “How did we not think about the fact that the team was going to be busy playing the whole time? I’ve only gotten to check off one guy.”

“Definitely not August?”

“Definitely not. Twelve more to go.”

Some random guys started getting in our line again.

“Billy!” Sophie yelled, ignoring the line forming.

Billy turned his head again.

Sophie waved him over.

He snuck out of the huddle and ran over to us. “You guys, I’m kinda busy right now.”

“Just kiss Scarlett real quick,” Sophie said.

“I don’t have any cash on me,” he said.

“We’ll pay you $5 to plop one on her.”

Okay...this was mortifying.

“Wait, you’re paying for the kisses?” Billy laughed. “I’m not sure that’s how a kissing booth is supposed to work.”

“Well, the money is going to the football team,” Sophie said. “And you’re on the football team.”

“Right, but...”

“Just kiss her!”

“Yeah, sure. Whatever.” He turned to me.

I leaned forward. I really didn’t want my kiss thief to be Billy. He’d taken so many cheap shots on Jacob during that boxing match. But maybe he’d taken cheap shots because he...liked me?

He pressed his lips against mine.

Nope. It was all wrong. I quickly pulled back and breathed a sigh of relief.

“Billy!” Uncle Matt blew his whistle. “What the heck are you doing over there?”

“Gotta run,” Billy said and ran back over to the huddle.

“Can you send over Eli Jones?!” Sophie shouted, but Billy didn’t respond.

And then all the guys were running onto the field.

“Billy is definitely not the kiss thief,” I said. “And this isn’t going to work.”

“What are you talking about? You already narrowed it down to 11 guys.”

“But all 11 of the guys left are on the field. Maybe we can try to lure them over here during halftime? And shut it down in the meantime?”

“But we have a line,” Sophie whispered.

Yeah. We did. And I didn’t want to mouth kiss any of these random guys. “If you hadn’t chucked that chalk, we could have written that it was closed until halftime.”