Chapters (36)
- Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
- CONTENTS
- Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
- Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
- Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
- Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
- Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
- Chapter 6 – Grounded
- Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
- Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
- Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
- Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
- Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
- Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
- Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
- Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
- Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
- Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
- Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
- Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
- Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
- Chapter 20 – The Mascot
- Chapter 21 – Savage
- Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
- Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
- Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
- Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
- Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
- Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
- Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
- Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
- Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
- Chapter 31 – You’re It
- Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
- Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
- Axel & Jacob Bonus Story
I’d thought it was Jacob but…I suddenly couldn’t remember how he smelled. Or how the guy I just kissed smelled.
Wait, was that Axel? Because Axel knew I wanted my first kiss tonight. He’d actually been overly curious about who it was with. He’d asked me three times. He could have been waiting for me back here…
I sniffed the air, trying to see if I could smell Axel’s expensive cologne. Maybe that was his cologne? I wasn’t sure. I smelled the air again. It did smell like him. But he’d also lifted me over his shoulder earlier. I’d still have the lingering scent of his cologne on me from that. Did I smell any other cologne though? Maybe? Gah I can’t tell! When had my nose ever betrayed me so?
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit!
I’d just had my first kiss. It was better than I’d ever dreamed. But I didn’t know who I’d kissed.
How did I just have my first kiss and not even know who it was with? How? Seriously, how?!
Was it Jacob or was it Axel?
Good God, what if it wasn’t with either of them?
What if it was cheap shot O’Reilly? Or bodybuilder Pavel? Or someone else I didn’t even know?
I heard a hiss and jumped. I pressed my hand against my chest as I stared into the darkness.
Why on earth did I just have my first kiss in a room filled with evil snakes with someone whose face I hadn’t seen? What was wrong with me?
It had to be Jacob, right? He wasn’t wearing a shirt. But…the whole varsity football team had probably stripped down to their boxers while they awaited their turns in the ring. And the whole football team didn’t exactly narrow it down much.
What if it wasn’t Jacob? Or Axel? No matter what, my first kiss had just been stolen by a…a…a dirty kiss thief!
I grabbed the handle of the door, threw it open, and ran out into the hall to try to find the boy who had stolen my first kiss. I looked both ways but the only people in the hall were the ones in line for the bathroom. No one turned to look at me.
Who the hell had I just kissed?
Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
Friday
I ran out of the hallway and back toward the stands. Everyone was cheering over the next match. No one turned toward me. No one looked even remotely suspicious. But I knew that someone at this party had just stolen my first kiss.
Seriously, how had this happened? Everyone remembered their first kiss. It was a huge life event. Momentous.
And here I was kissing some rando in a snake-infested closet. Why me?!
Gah!