Chapters (36)
- Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
- CONTENTS
- Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
- Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
- Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
- Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
- Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
- Chapter 6 – Grounded
- Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
- Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
- Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
- Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
- Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
- Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
- Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
- Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
- Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
- Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
- Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
- Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
- Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
- Chapter 20 – The Mascot
- Chapter 21 – Savage
- Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
- Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
- Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
- Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
- Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
- Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
- Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
- Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
- Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
- Chapter 31 – You’re It
- Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
- Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
- Axel & Jacob Bonus Story
I could have easily thrown my brother under the bus and told them that Pavel and him had been fighting in a boxing ring last weekend. But I kept my mouth shut. I still owed Liam for all his help escaping from the apartment. And mentioning the party would just get me in trouble too.
“Are you getting excited for your first game?” my dad asked.
“Yeah, but I’m not sure we’re going to win. Practice was shit today.”
“Language,” my father said.
“Well, it was. Axel flat out refused to hand the ball off to Jacob and kept changing up the plays. And I’m happy to catch more passes, but we need a run game if we want to have any chance at winning.”
I had so many questions. But my phone buzzed in my pocket and I tuned everything out when I saw that my kiss thief had texted. It was another two word response again.
“You’re adorable.”
Adorable? Seriously? My shoulders slumped. I didn’t want him to think I was adorable. I pressed my lips together. And if he was only giving me two words, I could give him the same treatment. “Your turn,” I texted.
And this time he texted back right away. I laughed out loud at the ridiculous photo.
Chapter 20 – The Mascot
Tuesday
The kiss thief had texted me a picture of him dressed up as the Empire High mascot. A huge eagles’ head covered his head. And he was wearing big feathered arms with a jersey over top.
He was sitting on a bench in the locker room somehow managing to balance a football on one feathered finger.
I laughed again. He’d sent me his own adorable picture in response to the one I’d sent him.
“Scarlett, don’t encourage your brother,” my mom said.
WHAT?! I looked up, but realized none of them were looking at my phone. They weren’t saying Liam was the Empire High mascot. Liam must have said something I’d missed. “Sorry, what did you say?”
“I said that Uncle Matt should bench Axel for the first game because he sucks balls.”
I expected my dad to say “language.” But instead he nodded his head. “Who is the backup?”
What were they even talking about? The backup wasn’t going to replace Axel as the starting quarterback in the opening game of the season. “Axel will be fine in the first game.”
“If he gets his head out of his ass,” Liam said.
My dad laughed. But then he cleared his throat. “Language, Liam.”
Liam just shrugged. “Maybe you could talk to him, Scar? If anyone can get through to him, it’s you.”
I had no idea why he thought that. If Axel cared about my opinion at all he wouldn’t be texting Gigi nonstop.