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Chapters (36)
  1. Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
  2. CONTENTS
  3. Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
  4. Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
  5. Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
  6. Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
  7. Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
  8. Chapter 6 – Grounded
  9. Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
  10. Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
  11. Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
  12. Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
  13. Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
  14. Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
  15. Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
  16. Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
  17. Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
  18. Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
  19. Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
  20. Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
  21. Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
  22. Chapter 20 – The Mascot
  23. Chapter 21 – Savage
  24. Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
  25. Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
  26. Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
  27. Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
  28. Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
  29. Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
  30. Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
  31. Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
  32. Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
  33. Chapter 31 – You’re It
  34. Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
  35. Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
  36. Axel & Jacob Bonus Story

Uncle Rob laughed. “They’re entrepreneurial. Like us.” He slapped my dad on the back. “And this is hardly the worst thing they’ve been up to recently.”

My eyes grew round. Oh no. Uncle Rob, please don’t repeat anything Sophie said the other day!

“What do you mean?” my dad asked. “What have they been up to recently?”

Uncle Rob shrugged. “Nothing you should be allowed to be upset about.”

“What does that mean?”

Uncle Rob shrugged again. “Girl things.”

“What girl things?”

“We better go find a seat.” Uncle Rob turned to us. “Don’t worry, I’ve got your backs.” He winked.

“No, you’re supposed to have my back,” my dad said as they walked away.

“Phew, close one,” Sophie said. “Ah the football team is coming out!”

I looked over to see them running into the stadium. And none of them were paying us any attention. I knew I’d narrowed it down to 13 guys. But I also knew that technically it could still be anyone on the team. And there were so many of them. My stomach churned. But it wasn’t just the number of guys that was overwhelming. “Sophie, we didn’t think this through. They don’t have time to come over here and kiss us.”

“Of course they do. The game hasn’t started yet. August!” she yelled.

“No, don’t call August over,” I hissed.

“But he’s on your list. And I think going alphabetically makes the most sense. August!” she screamed louder.

August turned his head. He smiled at Sophie and then jogged over. “What are the two of you doing?”

My heart started racing. Could August actually be my kiss thief? He was definitely tall enough. And that was basically all I was going off of. His head was shaved and he had a dimple in one of his cheeks when he smiled. And after lightly stalking the baker’s dozen list the past week, I also knew he was single.

Sophie tapped the sign that showed what we were raising money for. “Helping out the football team of course. So what do you say? Want to kiss Scarlett?”

He smiled at Sophie. “Are you not part of it?”

Sophie put her hand on her hip. “I guess that will work.” She turned to me. “We can compare notes.”

That sounded reasonable. And it felt like my heart was about to explode, so that was probably a good plan.

“What?” August asked.

“Nothing. That’ll be 5 bucks.” She put out her hand.

“I don’t have my wallet on me.”

“Shoot,” she said. She turned to me and added: “We should have made the kisses free.”

Uncle Matt blew his whistle. “August! Get in the huddle!”

“Sorry, gotta go,” he said.

“Wait,” I said. “Just plop one on me real quick for free.” I couldn’t even believe what I’d just said out loud.

He raised his eyebrow. “Seriously?”

I nodded.