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Chapters (69)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Title Page
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction
  6. Revenge of the Lawn
  7. 1692 Cotton Mather Newsreel
  8. 1/3, 1/3, 1/3
  9. The Gathering of a Californian
  10. A Short Story about Contemporary Life in California
  11. Pacific Radio Fire
  12. Elmira
  13. Coffee
  14. ‘Rembrandt Creek’ and ‘Carthage Sink’
  15. The Weather in San Francisco
  16. Complicated Banking Problems
  17. A High Building in Singapore
  18. An Unlimited Supply of 35 Millimeter Film
  19. The Scarlatti Tilt
  20. The Wild Birds of Heaven
  21. Winter Rug
  22. Ernest Hemingway’s Typist
  23. Homage to the San Francisco YMCA
  24. The Pretty Office
  25. A Need for Gardens
  26. The Old Bus
  27. The Ghost Children of Tacoma
  28. Talk Show
  29. I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
  30. Trick or Treating Down to the Sea in Ships
  31. Blackberry Motorist
  32. Thoreau Rubber Band
  33. 44:40
  34. Perfect California Day
  35. The Post Offices of Eastern Oregon
  36. Pale Marble Movie
  37. Partners
  38. Getting to Know Each Other
  39. A Short History of Oregon
  40. A Long Time Ago People Decided to Live in America
  41. A Short History of Religion in California
  42. April in God-damn
  43. One Afternoon in 1939
  44. Corporal
  45. Lint
  46. A Complete History of Germany and Japan
  47. The Auction
  48. The Armoured Car
  49. The Literary Life in California/1964
  50. Banners of My Own Choosing
  51. Fame in California/1964
  52. Memory of a Girl
  53. September California
  54. A Study in California Flowers
  55. The Betrayed Kingdom
  56. Women When They Put Their Clothes on in the Morning
  57. Hallowe’en in Denver
  58. Atlantisburg
  59. The View from the Dog Tower
  60. Greyhound Tragedy
  61. Craz y Old Women are Riding the Buses of America Today
  62. The Correct Time
  63. Holiday in Germany
  64. Sand Castles
  65. Forgiven
  66. American Flag Decal
  67. The World War I Los Angeles Aeroplane
  68. Revenge of the Lawn
  69. Copyright

‘Sure,’ Uncle Jarv said. His face was red and his hair was thin. He had never been a good-looking man but that had never stopped women from liking him. We kept crossing the same creek over and over again.

We crossed it at least a dozen times, and it was always a surprise to see the creek again because it was kind of pleasant, the water low with long months of heat, going through country that had been partially logged off.

‘Are there any wolves?’

‘A few. We’re getting close to town now,’ Uncle Jarv said. We saw a farm house. Nobody lived there. It was abandoned like a musical instrument.

There was a good pile of wood beside the house. Do ghosts burn wood? I guess it’s up to them, but the wood was the colour of years.

‘How about wildcats? There’s a bounty on them, isn’t there?’

We passed by a sawmill. There was a little log pond dammed up behind the creek. Two guys were standing on the logs. One of them had a lunch bucket in his hand.

‘A few dollars,’ Uncle Jarv said.

We were now coming into the town. It was a small place. The houses and stores were rinky-tinky, and looked as if a lot of weather had been upon them.

‘How about bears?’ I said, just as we went around a bend in the road, and right in front of us was a pickup truck and there were two guys standing beside the truck, taking bears out of it.

‘The country’s filled with bears,’ Uncle Jarv said. ‘There are a couple of them right over there.’

And sure enough… as if it were a plan, the guys were lifting the bears out, handling the bears as if they were huge pumpkins covered with long black hair. We stopped the car by the bears and got out.

There were people standing around looking at the bears. They were all old friends of Uncle Jarv’s. They all said hello to Uncle Jarv, and where you been?

I had never heard so many people saying hello at once. Uncle Jarv had left the town many years before. ‘Hello, Jarv, hello.’ I expected the bears to say hello.

‘Hello, Jarv, you old bad penny. What’s that you’re wearing around there for a belt? One of them Goodyears?’

‘Ho-ho, let’s take a look at the bears.’

They were both cubs, weighing about fifty or sixty pounds. They had been shot up on Old Man Summers’ Creek. The mother had gotten away. After the cubs were dead, she ran into a thicket, and hid in close with the ticks.

Old Man Summers’ Creek! That’s where we were going hunting. Up Old Man Summers’ Creek! I’d never been there before. Bears!