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Chapters (69)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Title Page
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction
  6. Revenge of the Lawn
  7. 1692 Cotton Mather Newsreel
  8. 1/3, 1/3, 1/3
  9. The Gathering of a Californian
  10. A Short Story about Contemporary Life in California
  11. Pacific Radio Fire
  12. Elmira
  13. Coffee
  14. ‘Rembrandt Creek’ and ‘Carthage Sink’
  15. The Weather in San Francisco
  16. Complicated Banking Problems
  17. A High Building in Singapore
  18. An Unlimited Supply of 35 Millimeter Film
  19. The Scarlatti Tilt
  20. The Wild Birds of Heaven
  21. Winter Rug
  22. Ernest Hemingway’s Typist
  23. Homage to the San Francisco YMCA
  24. The Pretty Office
  25. A Need for Gardens
  26. The Old Bus
  27. The Ghost Children of Tacoma
  28. Talk Show
  29. I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
  30. Trick or Treating Down to the Sea in Ships
  31. Blackberry Motorist
  32. Thoreau Rubber Band
  33. 44:40
  34. Perfect California Day
  35. The Post Offices of Eastern Oregon
  36. Pale Marble Movie
  37. Partners
  38. Getting to Know Each Other
  39. A Short History of Oregon
  40. A Long Time Ago People Decided to Live in America
  41. A Short History of Religion in California
  42. April in God-damn
  43. One Afternoon in 1939
  44. Corporal
  45. Lint
  46. A Complete History of Germany and Japan
  47. The Auction
  48. The Armoured Car
  49. The Literary Life in California/1964
  50. Banners of My Own Choosing
  51. Fame in California/1964
  52. Memory of a Girl
  53. September California
  54. A Study in California Flowers
  55. The Betrayed Kingdom
  56. Women When They Put Their Clothes on in the Morning
  57. Hallowe’en in Denver
  58. Atlantisburg
  59. The View from the Dog Tower
  60. Greyhound Tragedy
  61. Craz y Old Women are Riding the Buses of America Today
  62. The Correct Time
  63. Holiday in Germany
  64. Sand Castles
  65. Forgiven
  66. American Flag Decal
  67. The World War I Los Angeles Aeroplane
  68. Revenge of the Lawn
  69. Copyright

He didn’t go outside any more during the winter, but he would sit out on the front porch sometimes in the summer and stare past the rose bushes in the front yard to the street beyond where life calendared its days without him as if he had never existed out there at all.

That wasn’t true, though. He used to be a great dancer and would dance all night long in the 1890s. He was famous for his dancing. He sent many a fiddler to an early grave and when the girls danced with him, they always danced better and they loved him for it and just the mention of his name in that county made the girls feel good and would get them blushing and giggling. Even the ‘serious’ girls would get excited by his name or the sight of him.

There were a lot of broken hearts when he married the youngest of the Singleton girls in 1900.

‘She’s not that pretty,’ refrained the sore losers and they all cried at the wedding.

He was also a hell-of-a good poker player in a county where people played very serious poker for high stakes. Once a man sitting next to him was caught cheating during a game.

There was a lot of money on the table and a piece of paper that represented twelve head of cattle, two horses and a wagon. That was part of a bet.

The man’s cheating was made public by one of the other men at the table reaching swiftly across without saying a word and cutting the man’s throat.

Cameron automatically reached over and put his thumb on the man’s jugular vein to keep the blood from getting all over the table and held him upright, though he was dying, until the hand was finished and the ownership of the twelve head of cattle, two horses and a wagon was settled.

Though Cameron didn’t talk any more, you could see events like that in his eyes. His hands had been made vegetable-like by rheumatism but there was an enormous dignity to their repose. The way he lit a cigar was like an act of history.

Once he had spent a winter as a sheepherder in 1889. He was a young man, not yet out of his teens. It was a long lonely winter job in God-forsaken country, but he needed the money to pay off a debt that he owed his father. It was one of those complicated family debts that it’s best not to go into detail about.

There was very little exciting to do that winter except look at sheep but Cameron found something to keep his spirits up.