Back Reunion
Chapters (62)
  1. Cover
  2. Full Page Image
  3. Introduction
  4. Advance Praise for Reunion
  5. Dedication
  6. Map
  7. Quote
  8. Prologue
  9. All About Eric Weiss
  10. The Young Magician
  11. From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
  12. Where They Used to Live
  13. All About Carrie Keene
  14. The Girl Detective
  15. All About Alana Bright
  16. The Warrior Princess
  17. All About Daniel Sharp IV
  18. The Boy Genius
  19. I’ve Done My Part
  20. The Only Warrior Left
  21. The World Beneath the World
  22. Even Less Fun Now
  23. The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
  24. Like Time-Lapse Photography
  25. You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
  26. This is Where She Gets It
  27. I Never Believed in Prophecies
  28. Normal People Stumble Along
  29. INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
  30. That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
  31. Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
  32. Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
  33. INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
  34. Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
  35. What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
  36. INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
  37. The Slowest Person in the Room
  38. INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
  39. All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
  40. INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  41. You Breathed It In, All the Time
  42. INTERLUDE: What Happened
  43. Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
  44. Ice and Bottles of Zima
  45. You Were Right All Along
  46. A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
  47. You Walked Right into It
  48. How Magic Works
  49. Was This Your Master Plan
  50. This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
  51. You’d Think He Would Know Better
  52. Fresh Blood on Its Hands
  53. Any One of a Thousand Different Men
  54. The End of the World over There
  55. These Are Not Ideal Conditions
  56. Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
  57. Into the Jaws of the Dragon
  58. Unafraid at Sunset
  59. Epilogue
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Author
  62. Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth

That electronic chuckle again. “You have no idea what I am. Once I am done with my obligations here, I can be in New York in an instant. I can crash the stock market. From there, I can shut down all the respirators and life-support equipment in any hospital in the country. I can find the codes for the nuclear missiles and launch them, if I choose. And then I can fly to the satellites in orbit and see the face of the Earth as it burns.”

“Sure. That sounds like a lot more fun than having sex.”

The screen fritzes before Sax’s face comes back. The image scowls at Danny. “Believe me,” Sax says, “this is better than death. You’ll find out soon enough.”

“You know, I was going to be merciful. Let you haunt some corner of the Internet,” Danny says. “I mean, what’s one more angry loser screaming in the void, right? But you went off on that whole nuclear-war tangent. Now I’m going to have to end you.”

That’s when the lightning strikes. The thunder rolls. The crowd gasps.

RANN-D doesn’t move at all.

“Oh, Danny.” If a machine could sound bored, it would sound like Sax at this moment. “Was this your master plan? Am I supposed to jump and shriek now? This is pathetic.”

To emphasize the point, RANN-D squeezes Danny, and he feels his ribs flex a little.

“I can kill you any time, Danny,” Sax says. “I am only letting you live long enough to know how badly you’ve lost.”

Danny has to grunt a bit when he replies. “Come on, Edgar. You think I didn’t know you were riding around in my phone that whole time? Does that sound smart to you?”

There’s a whirring noise as Sax considers this. “What?”

“I was always able to think one step ahead of that limited, predictable brain of yours. And now you’re a program in a box I built twenty years ago specifically to beat you.”

“You’re bluffing. This machine is mine.”

Danny hears a gunshot from Carrie’s side of the crowd. He forces himself to ignore it and keeps staring at Sax’s face on the screen.

“No. You said it yourself. That’s my best friend,” Danny says. “And RANN-D is always, always, on my side.”

While Sax thinks about what that means, Danny speaks his own magic words, an audio trigger for a program written when he was back in high school. A fail-safe. A last resort.

Because what kind of mad scientist would build a robot without a self-destruct option?

“Command override,” Danny says. “Sharp Sudden Shock.”