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Chapters (62)
  1. Cover
  2. Full Page Image
  3. Introduction
  4. Advance Praise for Reunion
  5. Dedication
  6. Map
  7. Quote
  8. Prologue
  9. All About Eric Weiss
  10. The Young Magician
  11. From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
  12. Where They Used to Live
  13. All About Carrie Keene
  14. The Girl Detective
  15. All About Alana Bright
  16. The Warrior Princess
  17. All About Daniel Sharp IV
  18. The Boy Genius
  19. I’ve Done My Part
  20. The Only Warrior Left
  21. The World Beneath the World
  22. Even Less Fun Now
  23. The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
  24. Like Time-Lapse Photography
  25. You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
  26. This is Where She Gets It
  27. I Never Believed in Prophecies
  28. Normal People Stumble Along
  29. INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
  30. That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
  31. Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
  32. Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
  33. INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
  34. Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
  35. What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
  36. INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
  37. The Slowest Person in the Room
  38. INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
  39. All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
  40. INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  41. You Breathed It In, All the Time
  42. INTERLUDE: What Happened
  43. Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
  44. Ice and Bottles of Zima
  45. You Were Right All Along
  46. A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
  47. You Walked Right into It
  48. How Magic Works
  49. Was This Your Master Plan
  50. This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
  51. You’d Think He Would Know Better
  52. Fresh Blood on Its Hands
  53. Any One of a Thousand Different Men
  54. The End of the World over There
  55. These Are Not Ideal Conditions
  56. Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
  57. Into the Jaws of the Dragon
  58. Unafraid at Sunset
  59. Epilogue
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Author
  62. Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth

It wasn’t that weird, really. He got the tattoo on his right ankle, where no one would see it. His wife got one too. They recruited other people. They went to the meetings and the orgies. They wore the robes and performed the rituals and spoke the words. Sometimes he thought it was like Amway, only with chanting and sex.

They gave him money and told him to start building. Houses, office complexes, mini-malls. They told him where and he rolled out the bulldozers and the construction crews.

It was like drilling for oil, only better. Every place he put up a building, he made ten times what he’d invested. He opened a real estate office, made his wife the manager, and soon she was selling houses as fast as she could put up signs. Middleton began to show up on a bunch of lists, like “Top 10 Places to Live that You’ve Never Heard Of,” and Forbes’ annual ranking of most livable cities. New people started moving to town. They were looking for “a nice place to raise a family.”

None of them knew the real price. They were better off.

It scared Buzz at first. He can admit that.

But they made it sound so reasonable. Every religion in the world was based on sacrifice, when you got right down to it. What was Abraham doing with Isaac? Why did God harden Pharaoh’s heart? Why did He kill all those first-born sons on Passover?

To create something better. Buzz understood that. That was the hard truth of the field and the weight room: no pain, no gain. Winning required blood and muscle and violence; it was survival of the fittest out there.

The gods really did exist. They were happy to make your dreams and wishes come true — as long as you paid the bill. In return for their help, they wanted the good stuff, the freshest supply possible.

Because honestly, who doesn’t like kids?

He could live with it. If it meant staying rich, and keeping everything happy and prosperous in Middleton — well, there are always trade-offs, he told himself. That’s part of growing up.

The bitch of it was, they could have avoided most of this pain. If only Danny and the others had let the ritual be completed on New Year’s Eve. They’d meddled in something they didn’t understand. They’d tried to be heroes.

Now Buzz and the rest of the Followers are going to finish the job. They’re going to put it right.

Danny listens to all of it, with the slapping and the moaning and the grunting behind Buzz. Viagra is a hell of a drug, he thinks.

“You really mean it,” he says. “You think we should have let Colchester win.”