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Chapters (62)
  1. Cover
  2. Full Page Image
  3. Introduction
  4. Advance Praise for Reunion
  5. Dedication
  6. Map
  7. Quote
  8. Prologue
  9. All About Eric Weiss
  10. The Young Magician
  11. From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
  12. Where They Used to Live
  13. All About Carrie Keene
  14. The Girl Detective
  15. All About Alana Bright
  16. The Warrior Princess
  17. All About Daniel Sharp IV
  18. The Boy Genius
  19. I’ve Done My Part
  20. The Only Warrior Left
  21. The World Beneath the World
  22. Even Less Fun Now
  23. The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
  24. Like Time-Lapse Photography
  25. You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
  26. This is Where She Gets It
  27. I Never Believed in Prophecies
  28. Normal People Stumble Along
  29. INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
  30. That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
  31. Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
  32. Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
  33. INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
  34. Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
  35. What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
  36. INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
  37. The Slowest Person in the Room
  38. INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
  39. All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
  40. INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  41. You Breathed It In, All the Time
  42. INTERLUDE: What Happened
  43. Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
  44. Ice and Bottles of Zima
  45. You Were Right All Along
  46. A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
  47. You Walked Right into It
  48. How Magic Works
  49. Was This Your Master Plan
  50. This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
  51. You’d Think He Would Know Better
  52. Fresh Blood on Its Hands
  53. Any One of a Thousand Different Men
  54. The End of the World over There
  55. These Are Not Ideal Conditions
  56. Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
  57. Into the Jaws of the Dragon
  58. Unafraid at Sunset
  59. Epilogue
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Author
  62. Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth

RANN-D — Roving Automated Neural-Networked Droid; Danny loved his acronyms — was an ongoing project for Danny. He’d built the first model when he was four. It was a reassembled version of a toy all the kids his age wanted that year — an electronic teddy bear that recited stories from a cassette player installed in its back. Danny stripped away the fur, put solenoids on the frame, hooked up the voicebox to his computer, and taught it to speak its own words. It looked like a teddy bear that had been horribly mutilated, but it talked. That was the important thing.

He kept upgrading. He thought of his own Human Emulation Program, and wrote it out in computer code. He taught his robot how to imitate a human being, because he’d already been doing that his whole life.

The latest model, RANN-D v12.3, was now the size of a refrigerator and moved on all-terrain tracks. It could hold a conversation with 300 possible outcomes, deliver news and weather, make phone calls, and act as a personal security system.

Danny had known RANN-D longer than anyone other than his father. They’d grown up together. It was his best friend. It never let him down. It was always there when he needed it. Which was more than he could say for any of the human beings in his life.

Sax noticed RANN-D moving toward him. He glared at Danny, and cocked the hammer back on his pistol. “You must want your father dead more than I do.”

Danny raised his hands. RANN-D went still again.

“Dr. Sax, you don’t want to do this,” he said quickly. “I brought you the software you asked for. The Y2K repair program. Want to tell me your master plan for old times’ sake?”

Sax looked up, his eyes cold and angry, but he’d turned his attention back to Danny, which is what Danny wanted.

“It’s not my plan, Danny,” he said. “You have no idea what you are mocking.”

“Enlighten me.”

Sax’s smile grew brittle. “What a curious choice of words,” he said. “Enlighten you. Yes. I believe I will. You and your father have ruined me, you know. My finances are far worse than I reported on my balance sheets. I am deeply in debt to many people, some of whom are not at all pleasant. I was prepared to kill myself a few days ago. I had the gun in my hand, and I was ready to put it in my mouth and pull the trigger. I sat right here, at this desk, and I looked over everything I had, and everything I’d lost. And I wept. I am not ashamed to say that. I wept.”

“Jesus, shoot me now,” Danny’s father said loudly.

“Dad, shut up,” Danny hissed.