Back Lovesick Falls
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“I just don’t know if it’s going to come together,” said Phoebe. “I’m so behind. Honestly, I feel a little bit like I’m being chased. We open so soon, and I have no idea how I’m going to get it all done. I know it’s this incredible opportunity, and I don’t want to let Benna down, especially now that she’s given me this chance. I’m just so disappointed in myself. I mean, sure, it’s not, like, awful. I just know that I can do better, and I can’t figure out how. It feels like there’s some missing ingredient I haven’t landed on yet. I mean—Oliver.”

I took my hands away from his shoulders.

“Did you feel, when you put it on, that you were fully the yeti?”

“Not yet,” he admitted.

“I believe you mean not yeti,” muttered Touchstone. It was the most disparaging I’d ever heard a pun sound.

“I really do think it’s going to come together, Phoebe,” Oliver said.

“I can help,” I said. “Seriously. Whatever you need. Just ask.”

“Thanks,” Phoebe said.

“She’s a good helper. Just ask Ros. They would have failed physics without Celia’s help. In some cultures, that’s known as cheating,” Touchstone said.

To this sudden barb, no one had any response—the room was full of the sounds of people half-heartedly eating their risotto. Touchstone reached for more wine; he was nearly finished with his second glass. He was in a mean mood, no doubt perturbed by Oliver Teller’s presence, and he seemed determined to cause a scene tonight.

“Can I ask about this house?” Oliver said.

“Please do,” I said, batting my eyelashes at him and hoping Ros noticed.

“It’s sooooo cool,” Audrey said. “It’s funny—I’ve lived here my whole life, but I never knew this little road was back here.”

“Me neither,” said Phoebe. “It’s so sneaky. Like a weird little hidden pocket.”

“I didn’t trust Touchstone when he told me this was the turn. I was sure we’d have to back out and keep going,” I said.

“Well, I’m jealous,” said Audrey. “Living in a house with your friends for three months? My parents would never let me do anything like this.”

“Seriously,” said Phoebe. “Talk about lucky.”

“We’re really lucky,” I agreed, resting my head on Oliver’s shoulder.

“We are lucky,” said Ros. “But we also have Celia.”

It was the first thing they’d said all dinner. Everyone turned to look at them.

“What do you mean?” said Oliver. I lifted my head to give them my full attention.

“I mean, like—we wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you. Not just the dinner. But here, together. She organized the whole thing. Came up with the plan in like an entire afternoon. It was kind of amazing. She just, like… sprang into action.”