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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

I picked up a leaf that had fallen, ripped off a tiny piece, and placed it in front of one of the houses.

“What’s that?” Ros asked.

“A welcome mat,” I said.

A smile spread slowly across Ros’s face. “I think we’re going to need more sticks.”

It was, finally, a kind of play I understood.

From then on, we were Ros and Celia, and we were inseparable. We didn’t make a whole lot of sense when you looked at us—this feral zap of energy and this rule-loving bookworm—but beneath our outward appearance there was a connection between us that was hard to put into words. When I finally had both Ros and Touchstone over for a playdate, Touchstone accepted Ros as quickly as he adapted to Celia, my new name, which was to say, instantly (unlike my parents, who for years still introduced me to people as “their little baby Cece”). They seemed like brothers to me: They raced each other across the length of my backyard (Ros won) and crushed Otter Pops together and chugged the icy, sweet pulp so quickly their tongues turned blue. Between the three of us, we built another small city in my own backyard, and I felt a swelling in my chest watching us build it. I had hoped, in a vague sort of way, that I would make more friends, the kinds I read about in books. It seemed nice to have more than one friend. But I never in a million years had thought to hope for someone like Ros. Until I met them, I wouldn’t have known how.

GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,
or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam