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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

18 Other scenes I thought about: Blade ripping his shirt off when they win regionals; the shot of Blade in the fourth episode emerging from the shower with a towel around his waist; Blade shirtless and skating in an effort to get in extra practice after Kenna accused him of not trying hard enough… if you’re sensing a theme here, and that theme is shirtless, you’d be correct.

The Story of Ros, Part V

My guess is that the Lily Pad will be empty the morning The Trojan Women opens. The idea is a quick in-and-out: a surgical strike for things I need. Fresh clothes. A new book. A toothbrush. I’ve been brushing my teeth with my finger this whole time, and my teeth are furry and unhappy, crying out for bristles and mint. I bring a tote bag, and when I get there (mercifully the premises are vacant), I pack everything as quickly as I can and get ready to go.

But the plants are howling for a drink. Who’s been taking care of them? Just a quick splash of water. And that’s when I notice that on the counter, there’s a lumpy cake, just begging to be eaten.

No sooner have I grabbed a fork and moved it into the cake, do I hear, “Well, well, well.”

Touchstone descends the spiral staircase, his hair mussed from sleep. With my fork in the cake, I feel caught, like I’ve fallen into the trap of a pitcher plant.

“The prodigal son returns,” he says.

“What are you doing here?” I say. “And what does prodigal even mean?”

“I don’t know about prodigal, but I’m here because I overslept,” says Touch. “We’ll have to ask Celia. Don’t worry; she’s not here.”

Touchstone grabs a fork and joins me in the cake, assures me his stomach will be fine. We eat in silence, standing by the counter, carving off bites. The pitcher-plant feeling starts to ebb, and it feels almost comfortable, to be eating this way with Touchstone. We always bonded over sugar: sour straws that burned a hole through our tongues, cookies that left the corners of our mouths sandy with crumbs.

“This cake is wet,” says Touchstone finally.

“‘Wet Cake’ could be the title of my next poem,” I say.

“I’d read it,” says Touch. He moves his fork to a drier portion of the cake. “So are you coming back ever, or are you spending the rest of the summer shacked up with the Fightin’ Flower Child?”

“I thought you liked Jess.” At Lovers’ Lagoon, Jess had shown Touchstone the basics of how to fight: how to stay light and steady on his feet, how to throw a quick jab. Touchstone and Jess had both laughed their way through it, giggling giddily as Touchstone made fists.

“I do like Jess,” says Touchstone. “I also like you.”

I snort.

“Celia misses you,” says Touch.