Back Lovesick Falls
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

I strategically squeezed myself next to Oliver, practically sitting in his lap, across from Ros and Jess and Phoebe, while Audrey and Touchstone took the head of the table. My elbow bumped Oliver’s every time I moved. No one wanted to eat, but we felt obligated to stay at the table, munching on Phoebe’s green beans with our fingers.

“How’s Abominable going?” said Audrey.

Oliver, Phoebe, and I groaned.

“It’s now called Snow Walker,” Oliver said. “And it’s going to be fine. The lead actor has stopped bickering with the director long enough to learn his lines, so we’re in a much better place than we were a few weeks ago.”

“I heard they’re getting back together,” said Audrey.

“It does seem like that’s happening,” Oliver said. “But whatever’s going on with her, it seems her vision is finally coming together. She decided to stop taking the play so seriously and have more fun with it.”

“Have you learned all your lines?” I asked.

“Ook, ook,” Oliver said, and everyone at the table laughed, me the hardest and longest of anyone, and I lay my hand on his forearm to indicate just how funny I found him. Touchstone rolled his eyes at me dramatically. “See? The whole thing works much better as a comedy than it does a really serious play. There are still moments of emotional resonance, but overall it’s much lighter. It’s not the disaster I thought it was going to be.”

“No,” said Phoebe. “Now it’s just the costume that’s the disaster.”

I was legitimately shocked to hear the doubt in Phoebe’s voice.

“What are you talking about?” I said. “It’s going so well. Every time I see you, you’re over there sketching or coming up with a new prototype.”

“I mean, Phoebe’s a genius,” said Audrey. “We know this.”

“Yeah, well, it’d be great if some of that genius decided to show up,” said Phoebe.

“Wait,” I said. “Do you really think it’s going badly?”

“I’m just… I really shouldn’t be saying this in front of the actor, so just promise me you won’t remember this, okay, Oliver?”

I cupped my hands over his ears in what felt like a very ingeniously flirty move. Again, Touchstone shook his head at me, like he couldn’t believe my outlandish behavior. Ros, unfortunately, failed to notice; they were picking at their risotto, like they’d rather be anywhere else in the whole entire world.

“Um, Celia? You can stop,” Oliver said.

“Sorry!” I said, and let my hands trail along his shoulder. This time Ros saw, and I swear a flicker of disbelief crossed over their face.