Forgot I was trying to describe how I froze up around him. It was because of thinking something like that while he was in the back room, expecting he would return ‘less attractive.’ That face mole thingy though. Hoo. Some real Achilles’ heel type shit, me and face moles. IT’S LIKE HOW DO THEY EVEN GET THERE ON THE FACE, HOW COULD A FACE PRODUCE SUCH A MARVEL, HOW COULD IT KNOW TO GENERATE SUCH A PERFECTLY SHAPED USELESS THING IN THE MIDST OF THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF SENSORY ORGANS ON THE BODY, HOW COULD IT LET THAT SLIP BY, SO OBVIOUS, JUST SITTING THERE LORDING IT UP DOING NOTHING BUT LOOKING SEXY AROUND ITS BITCH ASS OVERWORKED EYES AND NOSE AND MOUTH. I PROBABLY THINK MOLES ARE SEXY BECAUSE ON AN EVOLUTIONARY LEVEL IF I BREED WITH A FACE MOLE PRODUCING PERSON OUR OFFSPRING WILL HAVE MORE GENETIC VARIETY AND CERTAIN TRAITS OF MY DNA WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, I’M JUST THE PRODUCT OF MY ANCESTORS’ GENETIC SURVIVAL MACHINE, I’M TRYNA GET THIS MACHINE SERVICED WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE I’M ON MY WAY TO PICK UP MY BIRTH CONTROL REFILL RIGHT NOW ALSO DAMN HOPE MACMEDICS HOTTIE DOESN’T GOOGLE ME HEHEHEEHEHE

OR WAIT, I HOPE…

JUST DON’T TAKE ANY OF THIS TOO SERIOUSLY ED, IF YOU’RE READING. OR NO, TAKE IT HOWEVER YOU WANT. IF THIS CREEPS YOU OUT MAYBE THIS SHIT AIN’T MEANT TO BE. MOSTLY JUST, REALTALK: IF NOTHING ELSE JUST KNOW IT WAS NICE SHAKING YOUR HAND AND I AM NOT KIDDING ABOUT WANTING TO DO STUFF TO YOU IN THE BACK ROOM, P.S. SPEAKING OF BACK ROOMS, IF YOU PERUSE MY HARD DRIVE, THAT PORN IS ALL MY EX-BOYFRIEND’S BUT I’M OPEN TO WHATEVER BUT PROBABLY NOT THE FIRST TIME, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU AN ACCURATE GAUGE OF MY FREAKINESS, HARD DRIVE DOES NOT ACCURATELY REPRESENT MY RELATIVELY PASSIVE AND BROAD AND ACTUALLY KIND OF BORINGLY STRAIGHTFORWARD INTEREST IN SEX

NOW NO MATTER WHAT IT WILL CERTAINLY BE MORE INTERESTING TO PICK UP MY MACHINE ON MONDAY OR WHENEVER ONE OF YOU FINE TECHNICIANS CALL ME

I’M A NICE PERSON SORRY IF YOU FEEL OBJECTIFIED

I HAVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY SATISFIED WITH THE QUALITY OF SERVICE PROVIDED TO ME AT MACMEDICS

FOR THE RECORD

4:44pm: sitting in waiting area of rite aid pharmacy. It’s going to be a half an hour.

4:46pm: is it okay to just consume any product sold in rite aid, while you wait in the store? You stay there for like eight hours. You gotta pay at the end, no getting around that bullshit. Can’t you do that?

4:48pm: person chewing gum near me is giving me ASMR head tingles with her gum-chewing noises. A little worried to look and find out we know each other. Then the magic tingles would be gone. Never works with someone you know. ‘raspberry beret’ by prince is playing.