Contents (117)
- Jailbird
- Caro Savage
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Chapter 60
- Chapter 61
- Chapter 62
- Chapter 63
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 66
- Chapter 67
- Chapter 68
- Chapter 69
- Chapter 70
- Chapter 71
- Chapter 72
- Chapter 73
- Chapter 74
- Chapter 75
- Chapter 76
- Chapter 77
- Chapter 78
- Chapter 79
- Chapter 80
- Chapter 81
- Chapter 82
- Chapter 83
- Chapter 84
- Chapter 85
- Chapter 86
- Chapter 87
- Chapter 88
- Chapter 89
- Chapter 90
- Chapter 91
- Chapter 92
- Chapter 93
- Chapter 94
- Chapter 95
- Chapter 96
- Chapter 97
- Chapter 98
- Chapter 99
- Chapter 100
- Chapter 101
- Chapter 102
- Chapter 103
- Chapter 104
- Chapter 105
- Chapter 106
- Chapter 107
- Chapter 108
- Chapter 109
- Chapter 110
- Chapter 111
- Acknowledgments
- More from Caro Savage
- About the Author
- About Boldwood Books
She pondered on the important matter that they were discussing, listening to Kay as she held forth on it.
‘That’s when the red warning lights go off,’ Kay was saying. ‘That’s when the alarm bells start ringing. When the price is actually printed on the packet.’
‘I agree with you to a certain extent,’ said Seema. ‘When you see that, you know the quality isn’t going to be great.’
‘I mean, a pack of custard creams for thirty-five pence? The manufacturers actually feel the need to state that on the packet, to make sure that they’re not sold for any more than that. It’s like an explicit admission that these are biscuits of an inferior quality.’
‘Yeah, but custard creams have never been a high-end biscuit. They’ve always been a working-class biscuit.’
‘I’m just using them as an example. The same can apply to bourbons, Jammie Dodgers, fruit shortcakes…’ She counted them off on her fingers.
They were revisiting one of their favourite topics of conversation – biscuits. It was a complex and diverse subject that all three of them were able to discuss for hours on end.
‘I think one thing it’s important to remember,’ said Seema, ‘is that it’s possible to mitigate the poor quality of any biscuit merely by dunking it in a cup of tea.’
Kay shook her head. She wasn’t convinced.
‘But even on that level inferior biscuits possess suboptimal dunkability potential. Surely you must have noticed that?’ She turned to Mel. ‘Mel? Have you noticed that?’
But Mel was just sitting there staring at the opposite wall, her eyes wide open, trapped in some kind of trance, and had clearly not been paying attention to what they had been talking about.
Kay snapped her fingers in front of Mel’s face. ‘Mel? Earth to Mel. Come in, Mel.’
Eventually, Mel blinked and looked at them. She swallowed. Her eyes rolled fearfully.
‘He’s a duppy,’ she whispered hoarsely. ‘He’s in here and he’s gonna get us. Mi fraida duppy!’
Kay raised her eyes to heaven. ‘You and your bleeding duppies. They’re nothing but old wives’ tales. They’re all you ever seem to be going on about since your cellmate got topped.’
It appeared that Mel was still fixated on their previous conversation – about the most recent murder.
‘It did happen in the segregation block,’ said Seema. ‘That place is like a fortress. Big thick walls and permanently locked doors. Yet Natalie was murdered inside her cell. Tell me how that happened. I mean, if you’re not safe in segregation, then where are you safe?’
‘Locked doors and walls don’t mean nothing to a duppy,’ said Mel. ‘He can walk through walls. If a duppy wants to get you, he’ll come and get you wherever you are.’
‘What a load of bollocks!’ scoffed Kay. ‘Natalie was a snitch. That’s why she was in segregation. That’s why she was killed. End of story.’
‘But scalped?’ said Seema. ‘She was killed just like the others. That’s what I heard. All carved up. Like properly fucked up. There’s something weird about that. Something evil.’