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Chapters (57)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgements
  5. 1 - ANACONDA FURY
  6. 2 - WILD PARENT
  7. 3 - NO GOOD DEED REMAINS UNPUNISHED
  8. 4 - HELLUVA CLIENT
  9. IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE I
  10. 5 - IT’S A BIRD . . . IT’S A PLANE ... NO! IT’S SUPERCOUSIN!
  11. 6 - FIT FOR YOUR HOOF
  12. 7 - BAD BOY LAMONT??
  13. 8 - A VERY LATE-NIGHT CALL
  14. 9 - UNCOVERING HISTORY
  15. IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE II
  16. 10 - THE ROAR OF THE HOOF
  17. 11 - NOTHING LIKE ECHÉZEAU FOR RELAXING
  18. 12 - MEETING THE HAMMER IN THE TANK
  19. 13 - A WILD NIGHT AT THE END OF A PIER
  20. 14 - DREAMS OF OLDEN TIMES
  21. 15 - OLD TRIAL . . . OR SOMETHING LIKE IT
  22. 16 - ALITO OFF GUARD
  23. 17 - THE FRIENDLY MAN FROM MOUNTAIN HAWK
  24. 18 - DUBIOUS JUDGE, FRIGHTENED WOMAN
  25. 19 - EXUBERANT COUSIN
  26. 20 - TRUNK SHOW
  27. 21 - EVER-MORE-INQUISITIVE COUSIN
  28. 22 - A SCARY SIDEWALK
  29. 23 - VISIT A CLIENT . . . AND TALK
  30. 24 - FIRE IN THE NUNNERY
  31. 25 - ALPHABET VISITORS FBI, OEM, HS, CPD
  32. 26 - AND NOW MURRAY
  33. 27 - IN THE FIRED HOUSE
  34. 28 - AND FIRE IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD
  35. 29 - ALL THOSE FRIENDLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS
  36. 30 - LINE SPINNERS
  37. 31 - HOME IN TATTERS
  38. 32 - VANISHING COUSIN
  39. 33 - LOSING A FOLLOWER
  40. 34 - THE BOYS IN THE BACK ROOM
  41. 35 - IN THE HALL OF THE TITANS
  42. 36 - WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?
  43. 37 - A BASS RIDE . . . OR WAS IT VILE?
  44. 38 - CONFESSION IN MYSPACE
  45. 39 - A DIFFERENT CAR, A NEW CRIB
  46. 40 - THE SHOEMAKER’S TALE
  47. 41 - ROUSTING AN UNCLE
  48. 42 - ROUGHING UP THE UNCLE
  49. 43 - DEATH OF NOT SUCH A GOOD GUY
  50. 44 - ESCAPE IN CONTAMINATED LAUNDRY
  51. 45 - THE GOOD BOOK . . . AND THE BAD BALL
  52. 46 - DISCOVERY
  53. 47 - A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
  54. 48 - UP AGAINST THE WALL . . . ALL OF YOU!
  55. 49 - GUILT ALL AROUND
  56. 50 - THE RATS ATTACK . . . EACH OTHER
  57. 51 - GABRIELLA’S VOICE RETURNED

Thibaut helped himself to a chunk of the pecorino I was eating. “I can’t carry you down the stairs. I’m not sure the case would hold your weight, but I’m sure I can’t.”

“I’ll come down the front stairs and get out to the garden through the basement door. When you’re at the bottom of the back stairs, I’ll try to creep along in your shadow. I’ll wait to climb into the case until you’re at the back gate. You can wheel me down the alley to your car.”

I went into my bathroom to rub mascara on my cheekbones so they wouldn’t reflect light back from the streetlamps; I hoped it wouldn’t come off in Thibaut’s case. I put on a navy windbreaker and stuck my keys and my new wallet, with cash and passport inside, in my hip pocket. I checked that the safety on the Smith & Wesson was on, pulled a Cubs cap low over my forehead, and ran as lightly as I could down the front stairs.

The only difficult moment came as I passed Mr. Contreras’s front door. Mitch let out a sharp bark and a whine, demanding to join me. Once I went past him and into the basement, he quieted down.

When I slid back the bolt on the basement exit, Thibaut was just bumping his case down the last flight of back-porch steps. I waited for him to reach the walk, then slipped into his shadow. He worked the move like a pro, not looking over his shoulder for me but pulling out his phone and complaining to someone he addressed as Lily, “You must be stoned as well as drunk to want to practice the Schulhoff piece this hour of the night. But, my little chickadee, to hear is to obey. I’m on my way.”

At the back gate, I managed to stuff my sixty-eight-inch frame into the fifty-six-inch case. As Thibaut had warned, I could barely breathe. The few minutes where he bumped along the broken concrete into the alley and, panting and wheezing, laid the case across the flattened-out entrance to the backseat were an agony for my spine and neck. Once I was on the seat, he unhooked the case’s hinges. I pushed the lid up a few inches with my knees so that I could straighten out my spine.

Again without looking over his shoulder, Thibaut asked for my office address. I told him he could drop me on Belmont, where I’d flag a cab.

“V. I. Warshawski, I didn’t seriously risk the life of this twenty-two-hundred-dollar case to drive you four blocks. Tell me where you’re going.”