Chapters (57)
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Acknowledgements
- 1 - ANACONDA FURY
- 2 - WILD PARENT
- 3 - NO GOOD DEED REMAINS UNPUNISHED
- 4 - HELLUVA CLIENT
- IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE I
- 5 - IT’S A BIRD . . . IT’S A PLANE ... NO! IT’S SUPERCOUSIN!
- 6 - FIT FOR YOUR HOOF
- 7 - BAD BOY LAMONT??
- 8 - A VERY LATE-NIGHT CALL
- 9 - UNCOVERING HISTORY
- IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE II
- 10 - THE ROAR OF THE HOOF
- 11 - NOTHING LIKE ECHÉZEAU FOR RELAXING
- 12 - MEETING THE HAMMER IN THE TANK
- 13 - A WILD NIGHT AT THE END OF A PIER
- 14 - DREAMS OF OLDEN TIMES
- 15 - OLD TRIAL . . . OR SOMETHING LIKE IT
- 16 - ALITO OFF GUARD
- 17 - THE FRIENDLY MAN FROM MOUNTAIN HAWK
- 18 - DUBIOUS JUDGE, FRIGHTENED WOMAN
- 19 - EXUBERANT COUSIN
- 20 - TRUNK SHOW
- 21 - EVER-MORE-INQUISITIVE COUSIN
- 22 - A SCARY SIDEWALK
- 23 - VISIT A CLIENT . . . AND TALK
- 24 - FIRE IN THE NUNNERY
- 25 - ALPHABET VISITORS FBI, OEM, HS, CPD
- 26 - AND NOW MURRAY
- 27 - IN THE FIRED HOUSE
- 28 - AND FIRE IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD
- 29 - ALL THOSE FRIENDLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS
- 30 - LINE SPINNERS
- 31 - HOME IN TATTERS
- 32 - VANISHING COUSIN
- 33 - LOSING A FOLLOWER
- 34 - THE BOYS IN THE BACK ROOM
- 35 - IN THE HALL OF THE TITANS
- 36 - WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?
- 37 - A BASS RIDE . . . OR WAS IT VILE?
- 38 - CONFESSION IN MYSPACE
- 39 - A DIFFERENT CAR, A NEW CRIB
- 40 - THE SHOEMAKER’S TALE
- 41 - ROUSTING AN UNCLE
- 42 - ROUGHING UP THE UNCLE
- 43 - DEATH OF NOT SUCH A GOOD GUY
- 44 - ESCAPE IN CONTAMINATED LAUNDRY
- 45 - THE GOOD BOOK . . . AND THE BAD BALL
- 46 - DISCOVERY
- 47 - A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
- 48 - UP AGAINST THE WALL . . . ALL OF YOU!
- 49 - GUILT ALL AROUND
- 50 - THE RATS ATTACK . . . EACH OTHER
- 51 - GABRIELLA’S VOICE RETURNED
Thibaut helped himself to a chunk of the pecorino I was eating. “I can’t carry you down the stairs. I’m not sure the case would hold your weight, but I’m sure I can’t.”
“I’ll come down the front stairs and get out to the garden through the basement door. When you’re at the bottom of the back stairs, I’ll try to creep along in your shadow. I’ll wait to climb into the case until you’re at the back gate. You can wheel me down the alley to your car.”
I went into my bathroom to rub mascara on my cheekbones so they wouldn’t reflect light back from the streetlamps; I hoped it wouldn’t come off in Thibaut’s case. I put on a navy windbreaker and stuck my keys and my new wallet, with cash and passport inside, in my hip pocket. I checked that the safety on the Smith & Wesson was on, pulled a Cubs cap low over my forehead, and ran as lightly as I could down the front stairs.
The only difficult moment came as I passed Mr. Contreras’s front door. Mitch let out a sharp bark and a whine, demanding to join me. Once I went past him and into the basement, he quieted down.
When I slid back the bolt on the basement exit, Thibaut was just bumping his case down the last flight of back-porch steps. I waited for him to reach the walk, then slipped into his shadow. He worked the move like a pro, not looking over his shoulder for me but pulling out his phone and complaining to someone he addressed as Lily, “You must be stoned as well as drunk to want to practice the Schulhoff piece this hour of the night. But, my little chickadee, to hear is to obey. I’m on my way.”
At the back gate, I managed to stuff my sixty-eight-inch frame into the fifty-six-inch case. As Thibaut had warned, I could barely breathe. The few minutes where he bumped along the broken concrete into the alley and, panting and wheezing, laid the case across the flattened-out entrance to the backseat were an agony for my spine and neck. Once I was on the seat, he unhooked the case’s hinges. I pushed the lid up a few inches with my knees so that I could straighten out my spine.
Again without looking over his shoulder, Thibaut asked for my office address. I told him he could drop me on Belmont, where I’d flag a cab.
“V. I. Warshawski, I didn’t seriously risk the life of this twenty-two-hundred-dollar case to drive you four blocks. Tell me where you’re going.”