Back Hardball
Chapters (57)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgements
  5. 1 - ANACONDA FURY
  6. 2 - WILD PARENT
  7. 3 - NO GOOD DEED REMAINS UNPUNISHED
  8. 4 - HELLUVA CLIENT
  9. IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE I
  10. 5 - IT’S A BIRD . . . IT’S A PLANE ... NO! IT’S SUPERCOUSIN!
  11. 6 - FIT FOR YOUR HOOF
  12. 7 - BAD BOY LAMONT??
  13. 8 - A VERY LATE-NIGHT CALL
  14. 9 - UNCOVERING HISTORY
  15. IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE II
  16. 10 - THE ROAR OF THE HOOF
  17. 11 - NOTHING LIKE ECHÉZEAU FOR RELAXING
  18. 12 - MEETING THE HAMMER IN THE TANK
  19. 13 - A WILD NIGHT AT THE END OF A PIER
  20. 14 - DREAMS OF OLDEN TIMES
  21. 15 - OLD TRIAL . . . OR SOMETHING LIKE IT
  22. 16 - ALITO OFF GUARD
  23. 17 - THE FRIENDLY MAN FROM MOUNTAIN HAWK
  24. 18 - DUBIOUS JUDGE, FRIGHTENED WOMAN
  25. 19 - EXUBERANT COUSIN
  26. 20 - TRUNK SHOW
  27. 21 - EVER-MORE-INQUISITIVE COUSIN
  28. 22 - A SCARY SIDEWALK
  29. 23 - VISIT A CLIENT . . . AND TALK
  30. 24 - FIRE IN THE NUNNERY
  31. 25 - ALPHABET VISITORS FBI, OEM, HS, CPD
  32. 26 - AND NOW MURRAY
  33. 27 - IN THE FIRED HOUSE
  34. 28 - AND FIRE IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD
  35. 29 - ALL THOSE FRIENDLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS
  36. 30 - LINE SPINNERS
  37. 31 - HOME IN TATTERS
  38. 32 - VANISHING COUSIN
  39. 33 - LOSING A FOLLOWER
  40. 34 - THE BOYS IN THE BACK ROOM
  41. 35 - IN THE HALL OF THE TITANS
  42. 36 - WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?
  43. 37 - A BASS RIDE . . . OR WAS IT VILE?
  44. 38 - CONFESSION IN MYSPACE
  45. 39 - A DIFFERENT CAR, A NEW CRIB
  46. 40 - THE SHOEMAKER’S TALE
  47. 41 - ROUSTING AN UNCLE
  48. 42 - ROUGHING UP THE UNCLE
  49. 43 - DEATH OF NOT SUCH A GOOD GUY
  50. 44 - ESCAPE IN CONTAMINATED LAUNDRY
  51. 45 - THE GOOD BOOK . . . AND THE BAD BALL
  52. 46 - DISCOVERY
  53. 47 - A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
  54. 48 - UP AGAINST THE WALL . . . ALL OF YOU!
  55. 49 - GUILT ALL AROUND
  56. 50 - THE RATS ATTACK . . . EACH OTHER
  57. 51 - GABRIELLA’S VOICE RETURNED

I put the gun down and unlocked the kitchen door. When Thibaut reached the upper landing, he jumped almost as much as I had on hearing him.

“V. I. Warshawski! Don’t sneak up on me like that! I don’t have insurance that covers dropping bass down stairs when surprised by detectives.”

“Sorry,” I said. “I’m so edgy these days that, when I heard you, I thought it was my housewreckers on their way back. Where were you playing?”

“Ravinia. And then we went out for a drink or three. What are you doing up at this hour? Any word on your cousin?” He drew the bass up next to him.

“If anyone has heard about my cousin, they’re not telling me.” I measured myself against the bass’s case, an idea coming to me. “How drunk are you?”

“Bass players don’t get drunk. It’s one of our hallmarks. Long, tall instruments give their players hollow legs. Why, you want me to bow a perfect fourth for you?”

“I want you to smuggle me in your case out to someplace where I can catch a cab and not be seen.”

He was quiet for a minute, and then said, “How drunk are you?”

“Not drunk. Terrified.”

He rested the bass against his back door. “You don’t seem like the terrifiable type.”

“No, of course not. We PI’s thrive on death and danger. We don’t have the feelings ordinary people do. I’m a disgrace to the club, letting trifles like a missing cousin and a murdered nun rattle me.”

In the dim light coming from my kitchen window, I saw him give me a speculative look. “Anyone going to shoot at me or set me on fire if I wheel you out to Belmont Avenue?”

“Anything is possible. You ever been held up by a junkie who thinks he can sell your fiddle for a fix?”

Thibaut laughed softly. “One advantage of playing a really big instrument: people know they can’t race off down the street with it. Let me put Bessie to rest, and I’ll be with you. I hope you’re clean. I don’t want sweat and grease or anything on the inside of the case.”

I went back into my place and carefully wiped all the protective cream from my face and arms. I realized I was hungry; I hadn’t eaten since breakfast yesterday morning. Fatigue and anxiety had kept me from thinking about food, but I was suddenly ravenous. Thibaut came into my kitchen as I was hastily putting together a cheese sandwich.

“You can’t eat inside the case,” he said. “Probably you won’t be able to breathe in it, either. The old guy downstairs is going to sue me if you suffocate?”

“Nah. He’ll just let the dogs chew on your bass.”