Chapters (57)
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Acknowledgements
- 1 - ANACONDA FURY
- 2 - WILD PARENT
- 3 - NO GOOD DEED REMAINS UNPUNISHED
- 4 - HELLUVA CLIENT
- IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE I
- 5 - IT’S A BIRD . . . IT’S A PLANE ... NO! IT’S SUPERCOUSIN!
- 6 - FIT FOR YOUR HOOF
- 7 - BAD BOY LAMONT??
- 8 - A VERY LATE-NIGHT CALL
- 9 - UNCOVERING HISTORY
- IN THE DETECTIVE’S ABSENCE II
- 10 - THE ROAR OF THE HOOF
- 11 - NOTHING LIKE ECHÉZEAU FOR RELAXING
- 12 - MEETING THE HAMMER IN THE TANK
- 13 - A WILD NIGHT AT THE END OF A PIER
- 14 - DREAMS OF OLDEN TIMES
- 15 - OLD TRIAL . . . OR SOMETHING LIKE IT
- 16 - ALITO OFF GUARD
- 17 - THE FRIENDLY MAN FROM MOUNTAIN HAWK
- 18 - DUBIOUS JUDGE, FRIGHTENED WOMAN
- 19 - EXUBERANT COUSIN
- 20 - TRUNK SHOW
- 21 - EVER-MORE-INQUISITIVE COUSIN
- 22 - A SCARY SIDEWALK
- 23 - VISIT A CLIENT . . . AND TALK
- 24 - FIRE IN THE NUNNERY
- 25 - ALPHABET VISITORS FBI, OEM, HS, CPD
- 26 - AND NOW MURRAY
- 27 - IN THE FIRED HOUSE
- 28 - AND FIRE IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD
- 29 - ALL THOSE FRIENDLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS
- 30 - LINE SPINNERS
- 31 - HOME IN TATTERS
- 32 - VANISHING COUSIN
- 33 - LOSING A FOLLOWER
- 34 - THE BOYS IN THE BACK ROOM
- 35 - IN THE HALL OF THE TITANS
- 36 - WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?
- 37 - A BASS RIDE . . . OR WAS IT VILE?
- 38 - CONFESSION IN MYSPACE
- 39 - A DIFFERENT CAR, A NEW CRIB
- 40 - THE SHOEMAKER’S TALE
- 41 - ROUSTING AN UNCLE
- 42 - ROUGHING UP THE UNCLE
- 43 - DEATH OF NOT SUCH A GOOD GUY
- 44 - ESCAPE IN CONTAMINATED LAUNDRY
- 45 - THE GOOD BOOK . . . AND THE BAD BALL
- 46 - DISCOVERY
- 47 - A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
- 48 - UP AGAINST THE WALL . . . ALL OF YOU!
- 49 - GUILT ALL AROUND
- 50 - THE RATS ATTACK . . . EACH OTHER
- 51 - GABRIELLA’S VOICE RETURNED
I put the gun down and unlocked the kitchen door. When Thibaut reached the upper landing, he jumped almost as much as I had on hearing him.
“V. I. Warshawski! Don’t sneak up on me like that! I don’t have insurance that covers dropping bass down stairs when surprised by detectives.”
“Sorry,” I said. “I’m so edgy these days that, when I heard you, I thought it was my housewreckers on their way back. Where were you playing?”
“Ravinia. And then we went out for a drink or three. What are you doing up at this hour? Any word on your cousin?” He drew the bass up next to him.
“If anyone has heard about my cousin, they’re not telling me.” I measured myself against the bass’s case, an idea coming to me. “How drunk are you?”
“Bass players don’t get drunk. It’s one of our hallmarks. Long, tall instruments give their players hollow legs. Why, you want me to bow a perfect fourth for you?”
“I want you to smuggle me in your case out to someplace where I can catch a cab and not be seen.”
He was quiet for a minute, and then said, “How drunk are you?”
“Not drunk. Terrified.”
He rested the bass against his back door. “You don’t seem like the terrifiable type.”
“No, of course not. We PI’s thrive on death and danger. We don’t have the feelings ordinary people do. I’m a disgrace to the club, letting trifles like a missing cousin and a murdered nun rattle me.”
In the dim light coming from my kitchen window, I saw him give me a speculative look. “Anyone going to shoot at me or set me on fire if I wheel you out to Belmont Avenue?”
“Anything is possible. You ever been held up by a junkie who thinks he can sell your fiddle for a fix?”
Thibaut laughed softly. “One advantage of playing a really big instrument: people know they can’t race off down the street with it. Let me put Bessie to rest, and I’ll be with you. I hope you’re clean. I don’t want sweat and grease or anything on the inside of the case.”
I went back into my place and carefully wiped all the protective cream from my face and arms. I realized I was hungry; I hadn’t eaten since breakfast yesterday morning. Fatigue and anxiety had kept me from thinking about food, but I was suddenly ravenous. Thibaut came into my kitchen as I was hastily putting together a cheese sandwich.
“You can’t eat inside the case,” he said. “Probably you won’t be able to breathe in it, either. The old guy downstairs is going to sue me if you suffocate?”
“Nah. He’ll just let the dogs chew on your bass.”