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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“He don’t exist,” he said. His speech patterns kept shifting, from ghetto to university and back again. “The neighbors never see the old doc. They just see his faithful black servant and all they see him do is drive in and drive out. This is my house, Matthew. Can I give you the ten-cent tour?”

It was quite a place. There was a gym on the top floor, fully equipped with weights and exercise machines and furnished with sauna and Jacuzzi. His bedroom was on the same floor, and the bed, covered with a fur spread, was centered beneath a skylight. A library on the second floor contained one whole wall of books and an eight-foot pool table.

There were African masks all over the place, and occasional groups of free-standing African sculpture. Chance pointed out a piece from time to time, naming the tribe that had produced it. I mentioned having seen African masks at Kim’s apartment.

“Poro Society masks,” he said. “From the Dan tribe. I keep one or two African things in all my girls’ apartments. Not the most valuable things, of course, but not junk, either. I don’t own any junk.”

He took a rather crudely fashioned mask from the wall and presented it for my inspection. The eye openings were square, the features all geometrically precise, the overall effect powerful in its primitiveness. “This is Dogon,” he said. “Take hold of it. You can’t appreciate sculpture with your eyes alone. The hands have to participate. Go ahead, handle it.”

I took the mask from him. Its weight was greater than I anticipated. The wood that composed it must have been very dense.

He lifted a telephone from a low teakwood table and dialed a number. He said, “Hey, darlin’. Any messages?” He listened for a moment, then put the phone down. “Peace and quiet,” he said, “Shall I make some coffee?”

“Not if it’s any trouble.”

He assured me it wasn’t. While the coffee brewed he told me about his African sculpture, how the craftsmen who produced it did not think of their work as art. “Everything they make has a specific function,” he explained. “It’s to guard your house or keep off spirits or to use in a particular tribal rite. If a mask doesn’t have the power in it anymore they’ll throw it away and somebody’ll carve a new one. The old one’s trash, you burn it up or toss it away cause it’s no good.”