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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“A poet can’t make any money. Whores are lazy but this one’s not lazy when it comes to her poems. She’ll sit for six or eight hours to get the words right, and she’s always got a dozen batches of poems in the mail. They come back from one place and she sends ’em out someplace else. She spends more on postage than they’ll ever pay her for the poems.” He fell silent for a moment, then laughed softly. “You know how much money I just took off of Donna? Eight hundred dollars, and that’s just for the past two days. Of course there’s days when her phone won’t ring once.”

“But it averages out pretty well.”

“Pays better than poems.” He looked at me. “Want to go for a ride?”

“Isn’t that what we’ve been doing?”

“We been going around in circles,” he said. “Now I’m gonna take you to a whole nother world.”

We drove down Second Avenue, through the Lower East Side, and over the Williamsburg Bridge into Brooklyn. Coming off the bridge we took enough turns to throw off my sense of direction, and the street signs didn’t help much. I didn’t recognize the names. But I watched the neighborhood change from Jewish to Italian to Polish and had a fair idea of where we were.

On a dark, silent street of two-family frame houses, Chance slowed in front of a three-story brick structure with a garage door in the middle. He used a remote-control unit to raise the door, then closed it after we had driven in. I followed him up a flight of stairs and into a spacious high-ceilinged room.

He asked if I knew where we were. I guessed Greenpoint. “Very good,” he said. “I guess you know Brooklyn.”

“I don’t know this part of it very well. The meat market signs advertising kielbasa were a tip-off.”

“I guess. Know whose house we’re in? Ever hear of a Dr. Casimir Levandowski?”

“No.”

“No reason why you should have. He’s an old fellow. Retired, confined to a wheelchair. Eccentric, too. Keeps himself to himself. This place used to be a firehouse.”

“I thought it must have been something like that.”

“Two architects bought it some years ago and converted it. They pretty much gutted the interior and started from scratch. They must have had a few dollars to play with because they didn’t cut many corners. Look at the floors. Look at the window moldings.” He pointed out details, commented on them. “Then they got tired of the place or each other, I don’t know what, and they sold out to old Dr. Levandowski.”

“And he lives here?”