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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

He said, “The Powhattan Motel, you know where Queens Boulevard cuts the Long Island Expressway? It’s just past the intersection. I don’t know just where, Elmhurst or Rego Park. Right about where they run into each other.”

“So?”

“One of those adult motels, waterbeds in some of the rooms, X-rated movies on the teevee. They get cheaters, the hot-sheet trade, take a room for two hours. They’ll turn a room five, six times a night if they get the volume, and a lot of it’s cash, they can skim it. Very profitable, motels like that.”

“What’s the point?”

“Guy drove up, rented a room a couple of hours ago. Well, that business, you make up the room soon as the customer leaves it. Manager noticed the car was gone, went to the room. Do Not Disturb sign hanging on the door. He knocks, no answer, he knocks again, still no answer. He opens the door and guess what he finds?”

I waited.

“Cop named Lennie Garfein responded to the call, first thing that struck him was the similarity to what we had at the Galaxy Downtowner. That was him on the phone. We won’t know until we get the medical evidence, direction of thrust, nature of wounds, all that, but it sure as hell sounds identical. Killer even took a shower, took the towels with him when he left.”

“Was it—”

“Was it what?”

It wasn’t Donna. I’d just spoken to her. Fran, Ruby, Mary Lou—

“Was it one of Chance’s women?”

“Hell,” he said, “how do I know who Chance’s women are? You think all I do is keep tabs on pimps?”

“Who was it?”

“Not one of anybody’s women,” he said. He crushed out his cigarette, started to help himself to a fresh one, changed his mind and pushed it back into the pack. “Not a woman,” he said.

“Not—”

“Not who?”

“Not Calderón. Octavio Calderón, the room clerk.”

He let out a bark of laughter. “Jesus, what a mind you got,” he said. “You really want things to make sense. No, not a woman, and not your boy Calderón either. This was a transsexual hooker off the Long Island City stroll. Preoperative, from what Garfein said. Means the tits are there, the silicone implants, but she’s still got her male genitals. You hear me? Her male genitals. Jesus, what a world. Of course maybe she got the operation tonight. Maybe that was surgery there, with a machete.”

I couldn’t react. I sat there, numb. Durkin got to his feet, put a hand on my shoulder. “I got a car downstairs. I’m gonna run out there, take a look at what they got. You want to tag along?”

Chapter 28

Chapter 28