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Contents ( 90)
  1. Benna Murcatto Saves a Life
  2. I
  3. TALINS
  4. Land of Opportunity
  5. The Bone-Thief
  6. Fish out of Water
  7. Six and One
  8. Bloody Instructions
  9. II
  10. WESTPORT
  11. Poison
  12. Science and Magic
  13. The Safest Place in the World
  14. Evil Friends
  15. Two Twos
  16. Plans and Accidents
  17. Repaid in Full
  18. III
  19. SIPANI
  20. Fogs and Whispers
  21. The Arts of Persuasion
  22. The Life of the Drinker
  23. Left Out
  24. A Few Bad Men
  25. The Peacemakers
  26. Cooking up Trouble
  27. Sex and Death
  28. That’s Entertainment
  29. What Happened
  30. IV
  31. VISSERINE
  32. Vengeance, Then
  33. Downwards
  34. Rats in a Sack
  35. The Forlorn Hope
  36. Mercy and Cowardice
  37. The Odd Couple
  38. Darkness
  39. The Connoisseur
  40. Vile Jelly
  41. Other People’s Scores
  42. The Fencing Master
  43. V
  44. PURANTI
  45. Sixes
  46. The Eye-Maker
  47. Prince of Prudence
  48. Neither Rich nor Poor
  49. Heroic Efforts, New Beginnings
  50. The Traitor
  51. King of Poisons
  52. No Worse
  53. Harvest Time
  54. The Old New Captain General
  55. VI
  56. OSPRIA
  57. His Plan of Attack
  58. Politics
  59. No More Delays
  60. All Business
  61. The Fate of Styria
  62. To the Victors…
  63. So Much for Nothing
  64. Shifting Sands
  65. VII
  66. TALINS
  67. Return of the Native
  68. The Lion’s Skin
  69. Preparation
  70. Rules of War
  71. One Nation
  72. All Dust
  73. The Inevitable
  74. Thus the Whirligig…
  75. Seeds
  76. All Change
  77. Happy Endings
  78. Acknowledgments
  79. extras
  80. meet the author
  81. interview
  82. introducing
  83. By Joe Abercrombie
  84. Praise for Best Served Cold
  85. Praise for The Heroes
  86. Praise for The Blade Itself
  87. Praise for Before They Are Hanged
  88. Praise for Last Argument of Kings
  89. Contents
  90. Copyright

“They don’t call it Safety because you’re safe there. They call it Safety because everyone else is safe from you. They count out the days, months, years they’ll keep you. Then they lock you in, deep down, where the light doesn’t go, until the days, months, years have all rubbed past, and the numbers are all counted down to nothing. Then you say thank you, and they let you free.”

Sounded like a barbaric way of doing things to Shivers. “You do a crime in the North, you pay a gild on it, make it right. That, or if the chieftain decides, they hang you. Maybe put the bloody cross in you, if you’ve done murders. Lock a man in a hole? That’s a crime itself.”

Friendly shrugged. “They have rules there that make sense. There’s a proper time for each thing. A proper number on the great clock. Not like out here.”

“Aye. Right. Numbers, and that.” Shivers wished he’d never asked.

Friendly hardly seemed to hear him. “Out here the sky is too high, and every man does what he pleases when he likes, and there are no right numbers for anything.” He was frowning off towards Westport, still just a sweep of hazy buildings round the cold bay. “Fucking chaos.”

They got to the city walls about midday, and there was already a long line of folk waiting to get in. Soldiers stood about the gate, asking questions, going through a pack or a chest, poking half-hearted at a cart with their spear-butts.

“The Aldermen have been nervous since Borletta fell,” said Morveer from his seat. “They are checking everyone who enters. I will do the talking.” Shivers was happy enough to let him, since the prick loved the sound of his own voice so much.

“Your name?” asked the guard, eyes infinitely bored.

“Reevrom,” said the poisoner, with a massive grin. “A humble merchant from Puranti. And these are my associates—”

“Your business in Westport?”

“Murder.” An uncomfortable silence. “I hope to make a veritable killing on the sale of Osprian wines! Yes, indeed, I hope to make a killing in your city.” Morveer chuckled at his own joke and Day tittered away beside him.

“This one doesn’t look like the kind we need.” Another guard was frowning up at Shivers.

Morveer kept chuckling. “Oh, no need to worry on his account. The man is practically a retard. Intellect of a child. Still, he is good for shifting a barrel or two. I keep him on out of sentiment as much as anything. What am I, Day?”

“Sentimental,” said the girl.

“I have too much heart. Always have had. My mother died when I was very young, you see, a wonderful woman—”

“Get on with it!” someone called from behind them.

Morveer took hold of the canvas sheet covering the back of the wagon. “Do you want to check—”

“Do I look like I want to, with half of Styria to get through my bloody gate? On.” The guard waved a tired hand. “Move on.”