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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Back Cover Text
  3. Praise
  4. About the Author
  5. Booklist
  6. Dedication
  7. Chapter One
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Chapter Three
  10. Chapter Four
  11. Chapter Five
  12. Chapter Six
  13. Chapter Seven
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Part Two
  19. Chapter Twelve
  20. Chapter Thirteen
  21. Chapter Fourteen
  22. Chapter Fifteen
  23. Chapter Sixteen
  24. Chapter Seventeen
  25. Chapter Eighteen
  26. Chapter Nineteen
  27. Chapter Twenty
  28. Chapter Twenty-One
  29. Chapter Twenty-Two
  30. Chapter Twenty-Three
  31. Chapter Twenty-Four
  32. Chapter Twenty-Five
  33. Chapter Twenty-Six
  34. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  35. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  36. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  37. Chapter Thirty
  38. Chapter Thirty-One
  39. Chapter Thirty-Two
  40. Chapter Thirty-Three
  41. Chapter Thirty-Four
  42. Chapter Thirty-Five
  43. Chapter Thirty-Six
  44. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  45. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  46. Acknowledgments
  47. Excerpt from Dead Little Mean Girl by Eva Darrows

She walked me around the house, slowly, as we waited to see what was happening.

She got me cold water to drink.

She took me to the bathroom to pee, standing outside the door the whole time to ask if I was okay. More of the jellyfish stuff had come out, and I told her so, and she announced what we were all suspecting.

The baby was coming. Not yet, but she was coming.

Cass-watch was officially on.

Chapter Thirty-Six

Chapter Thirty-Six

It is a truth universally accepted by New Englanders that whenever is the least convenient time for New England to dump a bunch of snow on your head, it will do so. We’d had a season of nothing up to that point, only dustings and cold weather, but God had a sense of humor and decided what my pregnancy needed at the zero hour was a gosh-darned blizzard.

Eff snow.

Eff snow forever.

Eight inches in three hours happened right off the bat, with more accumulation expected over the course of the night. It messed up a lot of things, namely Devi and Leaf coming to see me at Mormor’s. I was okay, my grandmother and mother were there to see to my needs, but I would have liked my boyfriend and my bestie. I would have liked Leaf’s soft words and Devi’s reassurances, like she’d learned in our online classes.

I got... Mormor squawking in panicked Swedish before going out to ride her snowblower around the driveway every hour.

“She’s like the Wicked Witch out there,” Mom said. “Just substitute the broom for a snowblower and turn her green and you’ve got an eerie likeness.”

“She’s making sure we can get out of the driveway,” I said. I was tired. I was in pain. My contractions were about six minutes apart. I didn’t have a lot of good humor to throw Mom’s way. “God, my back is killing me.”

“I’m sorry, baby girl. I know it sucks. But the good news is, the hormones will kick in soon and all of this will seem like a distant dream afterward.” Mom came over to sit on the ottoman, pulling my socked feet into her lap and rubbing my soles. “That’s true, you know. Labor is unpleasant, but our brains do chemical whammies on us so we’re willing to go through it again in the name of the species not dying out.”

“I’m never going to forget this,” I promised.

“You say that now, but who knows.”

Mom winked.