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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Back Cover Text
  3. Praise
  4. About the Author
  5. Booklist
  6. Dedication
  7. Chapter One
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Chapter Three
  10. Chapter Four
  11. Chapter Five
  12. Chapter Six
  13. Chapter Seven
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Part Two
  19. Chapter Twelve
  20. Chapter Thirteen
  21. Chapter Fourteen
  22. Chapter Fifteen
  23. Chapter Sixteen
  24. Chapter Seventeen
  25. Chapter Eighteen
  26. Chapter Nineteen
  27. Chapter Twenty
  28. Chapter Twenty-One
  29. Chapter Twenty-Two
  30. Chapter Twenty-Three
  31. Chapter Twenty-Four
  32. Chapter Twenty-Five
  33. Chapter Twenty-Six
  34. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  35. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  36. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  37. Chapter Thirty
  38. Chapter Thirty-One
  39. Chapter Thirty-Two
  40. Chapter Thirty-Three
  41. Chapter Thirty-Four
  42. Chapter Thirty-Five
  43. Chapter Thirty-Six
  44. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  45. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  46. Acknowledgments
  47. Excerpt from Dead Little Mean Girl by Eva Darrows

Except I didn’t have his number.

“Aww, crapcicles!”

He hadn’t given me the digits and I’d been too worried about smelling like puke to realize it. Maybe that was his plan all along—an easy escape after a hookup—but he’d seemed like he liked me, so...

“Crap.” I bumbled toward the house in search of Devi, hoping maybe she’d befriended Jack’s wingman so I could ask him, but no, she was passed out on Michelle’s couch alone, her arms wrapped around her mostly-empty bottle of Boone’s like it was a teddy bear.

“Hey.” I shook her foot, which was missing a sandal, though there was one on her other foot. That’d make walking hard. “Devi. Wake up.”

“M’tired,” she slurred.

Still drunk. Oh, good.

She grunted and rolled over on the couch so her back faced me. I sighed and wandered the premises in search of her missing shoe, finding it not near the pool but actually in the shallow end. I used the net to scoop it out, the leather straps warped and forever ruined. Good thing Devi owns sixty thousand shoes, though, so maybe her parents wouldn’t care about the one ravaged pair, even if they were Gucci.

A quick spin of the property showed no sign of Jack’s friend, though I did discover Aaron and Samantha curled around each other on a hammock. It wasn’t what I wanted to see first thing in the morning, so I stalked back to the house, the realization that I’d just had my first one-night stand poking at my brain. I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. Mom always told me to respect my body as it was the only one I was going to get. She didn’t mean don’t have sex, but to be safe and make sound choices I wouldn’t regret later. Jack had been fun, but I probably should have been a bit smarter about our fluid swap. He could have had junk fungus or an infection or any number of diseases.

A baby never even occurred to me.

Maybe it was the booze. Maybe it was misplaced optimism.

Again, oopsie.