So I am theoretically gonna make about $120,000 this year but basically all I do is put up with shit. Like I do all of Boone Dog’s dirty work. He iz a decent boss but seriously I do a lot of shit. Like I do all hiz spreadsheets at tha end of tha day, and hiz breaks, and tickets. He could do all this stuff himself but he iz too laaaazzzy. Funny how that works. Capitalism means you hire someone when you r no longer motivated to do tha job that u should b doing in tha first place.

Then there iz tha fact that these dudes are all basically like retarded little kids. 3 year olds. They have eating contests n stuff. Like, Boone Dog paid 1 of tha dudes $500 bucks 2 drink a liter bottle of olive oil 1 time. Motherfucker waz shitting hiz brains out 4 two solid days. Since I have been here there have been eating contests in soy sauce, ketchup packets, chicken nuggets, nutty buddys, wings, burritos, and of crs the milk challenge, which always results in tha vomit in tha trash can. Then they do tha practical jokes all tha time. Some of them r mean. Like, 1 guy lived in an Italian neighborhood and they took, u know, tha Virgin Mary on the half shell thing, and put about fifty of them in hiz yard. The Italians think it iz bad luck to move them, so there they stayed. That iz some fuckin fucked up shit.

There iz other stuff too. Brock took 1 of tha secretaries across tha street to tha Starbucks and fucked her in tha bathroom. That’s pretty gross, a Times Square bathroom where homeless people take shits and bathe in tha sink. I heard about it from her, she thought it waz funny. At least nobody really does drugz anymore, at least not in tha building. I hear at some shops they will chop it up on tha mousepad and do rails right on tha desk. There iz a lot of fucked up shit out there. I know some of these guyz have a problem with tha white bag but they keep it under wraps around here. At least 1 of them has been sent to camp over it, at least that iz what I hear.

Mainly it is tuff here because it iz all dudes and they talk about tits and ass and dick sucking and shit like that all the time. NOT LIKE I CARE. I have heard it b4, I have brothers and I went to school in the city, it iz nothing new. I’m just surprized I guess. It iz like I am not even here. The sexual harassment concept or what they call hostile working environment haz been around for a while at least 10 years but nobody seemz to care. I don’t mind 2 much except for ppl like Sticky Peters who fuckin visually rapes me all tha time. That iz worse. I get tha distinct impression that I would not want 2 share a cab home with some of these guyz, left to my own devices.